Sexy Vegas Stripper
seeks Elvis Impersonator
One trip to the chapel and she'll let you see her slots!
seeks wealthy hot 20 Yr old female, for fun times and to pay his child support
Hot blonde bombshell
seeks Barry Manilow lookalike
For making music and possibly more
Submit photos first please
Fair Rennaisance Maiden
seeketh Minstrel Bard
to share in poetry recitations, pickle hawking and the finest barrels of ale!
Qui_Qui ^^ oops!
Magdalena, a.k.a. Mistress Scolda
Seeks males 20-30 who need discliplining and a little mild bondage
Dog collars,leashes, handcuffs etc. provided on-site.
Seeks right-wing uber-capitalist radio talk show host with a drug problem for joining in on a circle-jerk during Bush press conferences.
Must enjoy spooning afterwards.
I am a George Costanza look-a-like, not quite as laid back as George and not quite as nice as the Soup Nazi. I have a very large..debt to income ratio and enjoy long walks on the beach(preferebly in the water so I can pee without anyone knowing) I drive a bad-ass Chevy Citation. I run my own business.. on the web... ww. howdoIgetridofherpes.com. I prefer blonds or brunetts, 4'5" - 6'3" 85lbs - 235lbs. Strong legs are a must since I always need help push-starting my car.
ABC seeks single women 18-25, sterile, who owns a fully loaded green house and a sports car dealership. Must have high tolerance for fast food and bon fires! Picture a MUST!
Intelligent, elegant, talented, limber blonde looking for single man 35-50 for solid, commited relationship. Must have an IQ above 130 and love cats and vodka. A vicoden prescription is a plus! Please send photo along with political preferences and shoe size!
Short, fat, bald man seeks woman with no teeth and a flat head for occasional dates. Must be a mute.
Cats and Vodka? I don't like the taste of either but maybe I will try them together jut for you Tads.
Beautiful Girl, covered in Chocolate and sweet as Pie!
Seeks dream Romeo who knows good things are worth the wait!
Ooops..that was for Mojo^^^^^^
Never have you met a man so fertile; one breath from me will reap many babies! No strings attached rule applies! Fruit flavored condoms provided.
O I see, I dont get one, thanks.....haha.
World's last surviving Hippie Pacifist seeks SQL-knowledgeable computer tech to help manage website ...karma perks included!!!
very furtile, knows where to find every welfare office in his state, seeks any female who knows about rearing babies.
Son of Dr's destined to be wealthy, seeks hot blond American woman with a green card.
a tweed suit and tie
with a 20-sided die...
leather pants, long hair
heavy metal nightmare...
Dares a brilliant biker chick to try and keep up!
I love cats and vodka and have an IQ over 130 but I'm only 34. Sorry, sweetheart.
Maybe next year ;)
No no no...that was for Mojo's requirement. 34 is quite a tasty morsel for me!!!
Handsome intelligent man seeks professional male 30-40 for fun-filled weekend romp. Must have excellent hygiene, brilliant sense of humor, incredible fashion sense and adore his mother. No fat dudes or butch chicks!
Ok boys and girls. I messed up. That description I wrote about the blonde was for Mojo's ad. K? K.
It's all in fun, Tads! :) Next time, we shouldn't name them, just number them and then try to guess who is who!
Tall athletic male, with clean shaven head seeks adventurous outgoing females for adventurous get-togethers and more. Recent pychiatric patients are welcome.
Recent psychiatric patient who likes clean-shaven heads, seeks understanding male for complex adventures.
Squeamish need not apply...
Seeks non-abusive, sweet girl who appreciates the gifts of musical talent. Female Chocolate lovers dream!! (Must be willing to get multiple tattoos of some kind of star)
Lonely Male B&W user with multiple aliases seeks companion of any gender to please teach him German! Der kann auch eine Bierflashe irgendwo herein stecken um dir zum gefallen! :)
OOOO Cherri and GS, I can see it now....Haha.
Wants to help musical and chocolate loving guy with an issue he has with a 15 year old psycho. (Every guy's dream!)
coz I`m cute :)