COMMENTS:
Hand out porn cards.
What's up with those guys? I used to love Vegas. I'm no stick in the mud but next time I'm gonna hit Laughlin.
Hey, the porn guys have been almost eliminated!
Magda covered it for me!
While cruisin down the strip I used to squirt my super soaker at poeple, I also through eggs, shot huge rubber bands, tossed potatos, shined a little laser light on the actors at the Treasure Island, yelled at people, laughed at people, looked at cocktail waitresses, tapped on peoples shoulders as they were gambling, dropped pennies on people from the second floor as they were gambling, walked up escalators the wrong way, dropped monster snaps from the roof of hotels as people came in and out, stole gas from the 7 Eleven and did it again. Some of the best years of mah life.
Oh Dingleberry you are a coward fucking punk. What a little bitch. Do you squeeze the Charmin too you fucking loser?
Walked up escalators the wrong way? What a rebel.
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