JOKE BALLOT: WHEN HE LEAVES THE WHITE HOUSE (ASSUMING HE EVER DOES), WHAT WILL GWBUSH DO IN HIS FINAL WEEK AS PRESIDENT?

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JOKE BALLOT: WHEN HE LEAVES THE WHITE HOUSE (ASSUMING HE EVER DOES), WHAT WILL GWBUSH DO IN HIS FINAL WEEK AS PRESIDENT?


[+] joke ballot by mojo
created Mon Oct 04, 04

Pardon Ken Lay and his other ENRON buddies
Have John Kerry's house professionally T.P.-ed
Declare Yellowstone National Park commercially available for real estate developers
Remove ballcocks from all White House toilets
Initiate a law to make gay sex a felony in all 50 states
leave with dignity
Invade China
Yale-style kegger party! Whooooo!
A whole mess of cocaine
rape monica on jerry springer--- yay!!!!!
waste our nukes on Iraq
Hide the cheesecake posters of Hillary
Carve his initials in the desk of the Oval Office
Invite islam_hater over for a drink
Beg Laura to disclose where she hid his spurs
Remove Supreme Court from Christmas Card list
Raise taxes in Ohio and Florida
Continue lying (Uh, uh! I am *so* president!)
Petulantly tell FOX News: Americans hate America
That's 4 years from now, too far ahead
Have a coke party


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COMMENTS:
The last choise. I hope!
by johan_moritz on Mon Oct 04, 04 10:32am [+]

Only if "dignity" is slang for 'four years of Corporate Kick-backs.'
by Cathexis on Mon Oct 04, 04 10:49am [+]

He'll work hard, very hard. It's a tough job. Very very hard. It's tough. Got to work hard, very hard.
by elvislennon on Mon Oct 04, 04 11:16am [+]

Place Whoopee cushions all over the place.
by Les6Hithe6Wins6Again on Mon Oct 04, 04 12:40pm [+]

He will Barricade the doors... running amuck screaming and dancing:

But Deddie gave this... TO ME!!!

I want the world
I want the whole world
I want to lock it all up in my pocket
It's my bar of chocolate
Give it to me
NOW!

I want today
I want tomorrow
I want to wear 'em like braids in my hair
And I don't want to share 'em

I want the works
I want the whole works
Presents and prizes and sweets and surprises
Of all shapes and sizes
And now
Don't care how
I want it NOW
Don't care how
I want it ALL BACK NOW, NOW, NOW...

Scene fades with GW trying to find a corner to pee in... yet the poor fool has locked himself in the Oval Office... Doit!

(insert Laura scurrying in his wake: Oompa Loompa doompadee doo)
by MO_ on Mon Oct 04, 04 12:59pm [+]

end the world
by xxxxxxxx on Mon Oct 04, 04 1:31pm [+]

Please, send coloring books to the White House
by elvislennon on Mon Oct 04, 04 1:54pm [+]

Write a long letter to the American people how all the goofs during his Presidency was a leftwing conspiracy headed by Bill Clinton...and to advise the American people how they to may obtain a copy of this letter in toliet PAPERback for only, $4.95 and $12.95 on his missing National Guard records...It doesn't get any better than this folks...
by Barbara_Baby_Cakes on Mon Oct 04, 04 1:57pm [+]

run amok asking his wife if he can go outside and play.
by I_pity_the_fool on Tue Oct 05, 04 12:33pm [+]

That's like, more than 4 years from now, it's hard to imagine what he'll do during his last week, it's too far off.
by jappy on Fri Oct 08, 04 7:00pm [+]

Ha...ha...ha...ha...ha!
by Les6Hithe6Wins6Again on Sun Nov 07, 04 8:01am [+]






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