WHAT IF YOU COULD INSERT SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES IN YOUR SENTENCES? WHAT WOULD YOU SAY?

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WHAT IF YOU COULD INSERT SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES IN YOUR SENTENCES? WHAT WOULD YOU SAY?


[+] joke ballot by um__yeah
created Thu Oct 07, 04

Remember that old Kevin Nealon skit from SNL? You get the picture.

No honey, you look great (cellulite) in those jeans
your daughter was very well behaved (spawn of Satan) this morning
Guest users (assclowns) are entitled to opinions
I'm going to go jerk off (Hilary Duff) later
You look beautiful (dog face) without makeup!
Those are just (jowels) laugh lines!
Those are just (fat pig) love handles, darling.
Your baby is (hideous) so big for his age!
You show a lot of (rank amateur) promise!
your opinion (total abandonment of logic) is noted
No, you don't have (pizza face) an acne problem!
What a charming little (econo-box) car!
He's my (pimp) agent...
No, *of course* (stump dick) size doesn't matter!
This meal is (yak, vomit, hurl) delicious!
I am a (hooker) professional escort.
No, your implants look (bocci balls) so natural!
You're the BEST (at ABSOLUTELY NOTHING)!
He's just my (incredibly talented f"k) buddy 0:)
I love constructive (f"k you) criticism
You are (evil in an ugly box) very pretty


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COMMENTS:
Last night I dreamed that an evil imp (George W. Bush) was sitting on my chest and sucking the life out of me.

(Apologies to Heironymous Bosch.)
by mojo on Thu Oct 07, 04 11:38am [+]

Yes honey, that perfume (industrial solvent) smells great on you!
by mojo on Thu Oct 07, 04 11:40am [+]

Sure that it wasn't you that was doing the sucking...?
by Les6Hithe6Wins6Again on Thu Oct 07, 04 11:41am [+]

Les - check out the painting and you'll see what I mean. (And I would rather suck the contents of a vacuum-cleaner.)
by mojo on Thu Oct 07, 04 11:44am [+]

That professional decorator made your house look so (hotel lobby) cosy!
by mojo on Thu Oct 07, 04 11:49am [+]

There's nothing wrong with (rude asshole) expressing your honest opinion!
by mojo on Thu Oct 07, 04 11:51am [+]

Hey, did I mention that I love this ballot?
by mojo on Thu Oct 07, 04 11:51am [+]

Your resume' is at the top (bottom) of our call-back list (of the trash can).
by um__yeah on Thu Oct 07, 04 11:58am [+]

Mojo...GWB...Was his back to you, or was he facing you??
by Bafkoof on Thu Oct 07, 04 12:49pm [+]

Your tan looks so (crocodile skin) healthy!
by mojo on Thu Oct 07, 04 12:54pm [+]

Those new glasses look so (ugly librarian) sexy on you!
by mojo on Thu Oct 07, 04 12:57pm [+]

We specialize in modern (I'm stuck in the 80's) hairstyles (poodles with mullets) for the discerning southern gal (please don't remove your flip-flops we just mopped the floor).
by um__yeah on Thu Oct 07, 04 1:24pm [+]

... eh?
by um__yeah on Thu Oct 07, 04 1:26pm [+]

I'm Not(Give me good karma)Playing
(Give me good karma) This (Give me good karma)stupid (Give me good karma)game.
by xxxxxxxx on Thu Oct 07, 04 3:39pm [+]

You're the best lover (gerbil weenie) that I've ever had.
by Tadema on Thu Oct 07, 04 9:54pm [+]

yes, you look so healthy!(with your 40-inch waist,fatty!)
by xxxxxxxx on Sun Feb 27, 05 4:38pm [+]






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