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JOKE BALLOT: IF GEORGE W. BUSH SAID, "HEY JOHN, WHY THE LONG FACE?" IN THE DEBATE TONIGHT, WHAT WOULD BE AN APPROPRIATE COMEBACK FOR JOHN KERRY?

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JOKE BALLOT: IF GEORGE W. BUSH SAID, "HEY JOHN, WHY THE LONG FACE?" IN THE DEBATE TONIGHT, WHAT WOULD BE AN APPROPRIATE COMEBACK FOR JOHN KERRY?


[+] joke ballot by mojo
created Fri Oct 08, 04

Purely a fantasy scenario...

Hey, George, got a banana?
Hey, George, you dropped your DNA!
your a right wing nut job
I see some lice Laura forgot to pick off you
it never hurts to get a brain
you can't say nuclear
f*ck off, George
Monkey says what??
I'm worried about nu-kew-ler proliferation
I feel bad about thrashing you, tonight.
Shall I tie one lobe behind my back during debate?
You'll skew my Unemployment Statistics in November
I just noticed you evolved an opposable thumb!
Karl Rove didn't wash his hands, Puppet-Boy.
I am aristocrat educated in Europe. You can't...
I just realized I flip flopped... AGAIN!!
I hate hurting the handicapped
Wondering why you haven't been impeached, yet.
I realized my waist size is bigger than your IQ.
Beating a pinata would be more of a challenge
I hate to see you cry like that
You make me rethink my position on Evolution
The irony of you closing programs for handicapped
The rattling when you bob your head distracts me
Can't figure out why Cheney's lips don't move ...
You're supposed to be American, not A-smirkin'
I just realized *why* you're against abortion.
To quote Dick Cheney in the Senate ...
I'm through beating *around* the Bush
After four years, the U.S. is Bushed.
I'll only have 4 years to clean up *your* mess.
Just wondering why you hate America.
"At least I got something long."
"Survey says you'll win--I'm still mourning"
Would you like some naked pictures of your girls?
"Intelligence can be saddening, so I envy you"


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COMMENTS:
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by larrynelmira on Fri Oct 08, 04 9:52am [+]

Can't argue with that comment.
by Gnomehunter1 on Fri Oct 08, 04 10:23am [+]

Gnomehunter, lol!
by mojo on Fri Oct 08, 04 10:30am [+]

You can't speak to me like that. I have a private jet. And I constantly change my mind on issues real issues. I used to speak like the millionaire on Gilligans Island but people thought it was annoying so I had to quit. I came back after my short duty in Nam and I love my country so much I through the Medals, I mean ribbons over the fence. I then accused all soldiers of being barbarians the likes never seen since Ghighis Khan. I missed almost all of my Security comittee meetings and have really done nothing in the Senate since getting here 18 years ago. I voted against all weapons systems that our military has and the make them stronger. I figured if we ever got in a war we have plenty of recycled paper we could shoot spitballs at our enenmy. I have been wrong in every political stance I have taken and if I was wrong according to voters I can change my mind quickly and hope they don't look up my votes. My name is John Kerry and I should not even be on the ballot of the President this November. Goodnight
by 1FootOutTheDoor on Fri Oct 08, 04 10:54am [+]

One lobe - love it, Cathexis!
by mojo on Fri Oct 08, 04 11:59am [+]

Hey George! Why the long delay to take any kind of action after you were told about hijacked planes on September 11, 2001?
by _Beelzebubba on Fri Oct 08, 04 12:02pm [+]

Mojo...LOL..That is hilarious...
by Bafkoof on Fri Oct 08, 04 1:08pm [+]

"Oh, we still have to live through another 3 months under your presidency.
by GS_NewWorldRuler on Fri Oct 08, 04 2:58pm [+]

Hey George, why the short term in office?
by Cathexis on Fri Oct 08, 04 3:01pm [+]

Oops! I was on such a roll, this overflowed to a comment! ;-D
by Cathexis on Fri Oct 08, 04 3:03pm [+]

He could apply for another purple heart.
by herzog on Fri Oct 08, 04 3:33pm [+]

"Hey Georgie, at least I got something long."
by stranger7800 on Fri Oct 08, 04 9:58pm [+]

"George, you keep saying the Iraq war is not another Vietnam. Does that mean you and Cheney are actually going to fight in THIS war?"
by Neal_Anderthal on Sat Oct 09, 04 1:04am [+]

LMFAO!!!
by mojo on Sat Oct 09, 04 10:10am [+]

Would you like some naked pictures of your drunken naked daughters?
by maxxman on Sat Oct 09, 04 11:58pm [+]






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