BRUTALLY HONEST NAMES FOR A FUNERAL PARLOUR?

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BRUTALLY HONEST NAMES FOR A FUNERAL PARLOUR?


[+] joke ballot by mojo
created Tue Oct 19, 04

We've all heard of Sunset Hills, Peaceful Valley, etc. What if they dropped the euphemistic B.S. and called it like it is?

The Last Stop
Deadsville
The Body Barn
Corpse Central
The Good-bye Inn
EnbalmThis!
Krispy Krematorium
Rigor McMortis
"The Ice House"
you kill em' we grill em' (crematorium)
Halfway House to Hell
Human Disposal Inc.
Slabs 'R Us
Face It, He's/She's Dead Inc.
Drop N Plot
I am glad it was not someone I know!
Final Finish
Human Meat
House of Death
What A Waste Of Such An Endless Food Source Acres
Joe's Box n' Bury


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COMMENTS:
LOL The Body Barn
by CuriousCow on Thu Oct 21, 04 4:48am [+]






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