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I JUST GOT FIRED! WHAT SHOULD I DO NOW?

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I JUST GOT FIRED! WHAT SHOULD I DO NOW?


[+] ballot by nedrob
created Thu Oct 21, 04

For the 1st time in a long time I feel that all is right in my corner of the world. I couldn't be happier.

I had a very stressful job in a high security government facility in New Mexico. There have been a lot of scandals lately and our program lost funding so my whole department was let go. They chose to pay me off rather than to kill me to keep my mouth closed about what I worked on, so I am financially set for life.

I moved immediately from of God forsaken New Mexico. But what should I do with myself now?

go to Disneyland
play all day on B&W
just hang out
write a book
travel
Spend quality time with family
Give ABC money
Kill Yourself or...Go Get Another Job!
Find a job
get a job in porn


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COMMENTS:
Since when has the government decided to pay people off instead of killing them? That is so unlike them.
by _Beelzebubba on Thu Oct 21, 04 12:28pm [+]

financially set for life? must have paid you quite a lot
by Preparation_H on Thu Oct 21, 04 12:58pm [+]

Run for president of the United States--apparently anyone can get the gig.
by elvislennon on Thu Oct 21, 04 2:16pm [+]

Take Elvis' advice. He hasn't had a job in ages.
by CletuSlackedJawYokel on Thu Oct 21, 04 2:43pm [+]

Can you tell us what field?
by MrTroche on Thu Oct 21, 04 3:22pm [+]

Good news Cletus, I just got me a job today--I'm a gansta pimp.
Bad news, I had to fire your dad.
by elvislennon on Thu Oct 21, 04 5:22pm [+]

Hey Ned, welcome back...You were deeply missed and it appears that everything worked out for the very best...Peaches and I welcome not only you back, also your relentless wit...
by Barbara_Baby_Cakes on Fri Oct 22, 04 12:56pm [+]

Does anyone remember that Seinfeld episode with 'Shmoopy'?

;)
by magdalenasdollar on Fri Oct 22, 04 7:14pm [+]

What was that sneaky stuff you worked on? Write a book, and make millions!
by aya on Mon Nov 15, 04 2:49pm [+]

Yes, write a tell-all book! Other good options are getting a hobby, working at a job you enjoy, starting your own business, selling the secrets for more money, or just hanging out.
by zorra on Fri Dec 10, 04 3:22am [+]

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