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WHERE WOULD BE THE WORST PLACE TO FIND A TARANTULA?


[+] joke ballot by xxxxxxxx
created Mon Oct 25, 04

Where would you really hate to see one of those creepy arachnids?

In your Salad
Under the covers
In your mouth
In the shower
On your body
in my pants
Straddled over my eye when I wake up
In your ass!
on your neck
in between your toes
On your nuts
showing in your X-ray
in the cealing of your car while you're driving
Sewn under your flesh
Right on top of your cock when you wake up
Wales


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COMMENTS:
Remember that scene in "Arachnophobia" when the spider was crawling on that guy's leg, under the blanket?
by WalterPeck_EPA on Mon Oct 25, 04 6:53pm [+]

{{{creeps}}} and the shower scene where the spider slid right between her breastesses!?
by magdalenasdollar on Mon Oct 25, 04 8:08pm [+]

this is my worst nightmare!
by dayumyumxanax on Tue Oct 26, 04 1:58am [+]

My father had a similar experience when he was stationed in Vietnam:

Fast asleep in his bunk one night, he awoke to the touch of something crawling up his leg, underneath the blanket. He didn't even pull back the covers to see what it was. Rather, he grabbed his gun, reached his hand underneath the blanket, and blindly shot. He then pulled back the covers to discover he'd shot a rat, square between the eyes.

Not sure I buy the "square between the eyes" part.
by WalterPeck_EPA on Tue Oct 26, 04 7:08pm [+]

They say you swallow spiders in your sleep.

I heard a (most likely not true) story where a guy went to school camp and they had to sleep in tents. The next morning, there were three big, fat hairy tarantula legs hanging out of his mouth... and no spider.
by Dot on Wed Oct 27, 04 4:20am [+]

On your scrotum after you've just awoken after dozing off in the bath.
by Les6Hithe6Wins6Again on Wed Oct 27, 04 11:59am [+]

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