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MY GIRL DEE AND I HAVE OPENED A NEW NUT STORE. WE CALL IT "DEE'S NUTS." WHY HAVE THE LOCALS BEEN COMPLAINING ABOUT IT???

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MY GIRL DEE AND I HAVE OPENED A NEW NUT STORE. WE CALL IT "DEE'S NUTS." WHY HAVE THE LOCALS BEEN COMPLAINING ABOUT IT???


[+] joke ballot by CletuSlackedJawYokel
created Fri Nov 05, 04

They say the name is offensive. There are a bunch of kids outside now pointing and laughing at our "Dee's Nuts" sign, which has out official logo under it, 2 oval nuts. Some granny said she is calling the state about this if we don't change our tune. What's the problem? We offer a variety of nuts ranging from small to large, white to black, and even offer a buy 1 nut get the second nut free package. We also offer cream-filled nuts. I tried to be polite to a young woman who came in and told her, "You could have Dee's cream-filled nuts in your mouth for free, ya know" and winked at her. She got her boyfriend to firebomb our store. Why is everyone bitching about us???

They are jealous of the quality of your nuts
Dee's nuts are too big to fit in their mouths
They though you were affiliated with Rick Dees
SOME people just have their minds in the GUTTER


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They're upset about your prices of Dee's Macadamia nuts.
by xxxxxxxx on Fri Nov 05, 04 1:49pm [+]






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