COMMENTS:
Of course -- I want to see how long it was.
No. What else would you expect to see in the bowl?
I feel much better when my turds are nice and dark and hard. I make an effort to eat AT LEAST 3 lbs of overcooked beef steak before bedtime to ensure this outcome.
This might sound gross (not that this whole ballot isn't) but it's always a good idea to survey your turds, just to make sure there's no blood in there, ya know?
Survey them, huh? What kind of questions would you be asking them? You mean like what brand of laxative they prefer? Whether fibre is overrated? Do they feel insulted when dropping into a previously shit stained bowl?
Surveying something does not automatically mean "asking questions", phucko.
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