THE B&W HAIKU CONTEST 2ND EDITION: SPAM HAIKU!

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private : choices : culture : THE B&W HAIKU CONTEST 2ND EDITION: SPAM HAIKU!

[+] ballot by um__yeah
created Sun Nov 07, 04
That's right people. It's the second ever B&W Haiku contest for anyone and everyone! The spam haiku contest! Scour your email spam and turn it into a thing of rare beauty!! Enlighten us with your beautiful corporate prose! Make friends and raise the dead with your brilliant sexy mind!

(For those who need a refresher:
Haiku is a 17-syllable verse form consisting of three metrical units of 5, 7, and 5 syllables)

Guy like!
Guy really like!
Chick love!

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Descrambler is HERE

by um__yeah on Sun Nov 07, 04 6:11pm [+]

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You should buy some Viagra
Then you can have fun!

by keithsheen on Sun Nov 07, 04 6:20pm [+]

Want some cheap software?
We sell lots of cheap software.
And it's all legal ;)

by keithsheen on Sun Nov 07, 04 6:22pm [+]

I'm writing to you
From deepest Nigeria
Hoping you're greedy!

by keithsheen on Sun Nov 07, 04 6:24pm [+]

Visit our porn site
Lots of girls waiting for you
Wishing you were theirs

by keithsheen on Sun Nov 07, 04 6:25pm [+]

HAHAHAHA. Rofl

by um__yeah on Sun Nov 07, 04 6:28pm [+]

And, if you're greedy,
We in Nigeria hope
That you're stupid too!

by keithsheen on Sun Nov 07, 04 6:28pm [+]

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Anti Aging Formula
Causes impotence

by um__yeah on Sun Nov 07, 04 6:33pm [+]

Re-enter details
Here, at ebay, we forgot
Your name and password!

by keithsheen on Sun Nov 07, 04 6:33pm [+]

Respectable bank
Requires the re-entry of
Log-in and password

by keithsheen on Sun Nov 07, 04 6:43pm [+]

Add three more inches!
Then the girls will all love your
personality!

by keithsheen on Sun Nov 07, 04 6:46pm [+]

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ASIAN teenies love to suck

by um__yeah on Sun Nov 07, 04 6:50pm [+]

Oops - um_yeah - that was 5 - 7 - 7.

Thanks for the ballot though. I'm having great fun here!

by keithsheen on Sun Nov 07, 04 6:52pm [+]

P.S. drop the 'asian' and it works beautifully.

by keithsheen on Sun Nov 07, 04 6:53pm [+]

You're right how could I miss that. I guess I was visualizing too much. You're on fire today man!

by um__yeah on Sun Nov 07, 04 7:00pm [+]

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:)

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by um__yeah on Sun Nov 07, 04 7:12pm [+]

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by um__yeah on Sun Nov 07, 04 7:13pm [+]

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by um__yeah on Sun Nov 07, 04 7:13pm [+]

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Now fill out twelve forms.

by Cherri on Sun Nov 07, 04 8:59pm [+]

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by Lemmingstraggler on Sun Nov 07, 04 10:08pm [+]

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by xxxxxxxx on Sun Nov 07, 04 10:16pm [+]

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by Neal_Anderthal on Sun Nov 07, 04 10:28pm [+]

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Women in your neighbourhood
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by um__yeah on Sun Nov 07, 04 11:04pm [+]

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Ha ha you dumb dick!

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by magdalenasdollar on Mon Nov 08, 04 1:07am [+]

Haiku is so shit!
Haiku is such utter shite.
Hai.. Hai.. Hai.. Attchoo!!!

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Click on this for porn.
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Ckeck your phone bill now!

by Les6Hithe6Wins6Again on Mon Nov 08, 04 5:27am [+]

Join our team and earn!
Sell real crap at high profit!
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by Phucko on Mon Nov 08, 04 1:52pm [+]

Come buy a cell phone
We promise lowest prices
Now buy it or die

by GS_NewWorldRuler on Mon Nov 08, 04 2:21pm [+]

Michael Jackson is,
According to an e-mail,
Pure and innocent.

by xxxxxxxx on Mon Nov 08, 04 4:36pm [+]

You asked us to send
Possible love connections
Here's hot ones for you

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by HBinVegas on Mon Nov 08, 04 5:03pm [+]

Hi everyone!
I got an e-mail y'all
and it was a spam

by v_juanjacobo on Mon Nov 08, 04 5:34pm [+]

Iz be livin in da hood

nee mo crak fo ma

babiez momma

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Before they're extinct

by um__yeah on Sat Nov 13, 04 1:10pm [+]

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