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WHAT CARTOON CHARACTER WOULD YOU LIKE TO NAIL? [SCREW, BOFF, LAY, FUCK, HAVE CARNAL KNOWLEDGE OF...YOU GET THE IDEA.]

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WHAT CARTOON CHARACTER WOULD YOU LIKE TO NAIL? [SCREW, BOFF, LAY, FUCK, HAVE CARNAL KNOWLEDGE OF...YOU GET THE IDEA.]


[+] joke ballot by Neal_Anderthal
created Mon Nov 08, 04

It may seem odd to want to have sex with a character who doesn't actually exist in three dimensions. But c'mon you little perverts, ya - you know you do it all the time! So my question is: with whom? [Or is it, with "which"?]
And don't feel ashamed of your ink-and-paint forbidden lust. Remember when Bill Bennett, while serving as U.S. drug Czar, blasted Bart Simpson as a bad influence, saying, "I'd like to talk some sense into that little spikehead..." Well, if such a trusted government official thinks he can "talk sense" into a cartoon character, you've no reason to feel ashamed about lusting after one! So which one?

Lara Croft
Veronica Lodge
Carmen Sandiego
Jessica Rabbitt
Almer Fudd
Doctor Mario
Link
Zelda
Kim Possible
Meg Griffin
Fujiko
Betty Boop
Popeye
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COMMENTS:
Dear Neal_Anderthal: Please leave Betty and Wilma alone.
by magdalenasdollar on Mon Nov 08, 04 5:14pm [+]

Magda: Don't worry.
by Neal_Anderthal on Mon Nov 08, 04 8:04pm [+]

Remember Krofft's Electro-woman and Dyna-girl?
by Phucko on Mon Nov 08, 04 10:15pm [+]

They were live-action, not cartoons. So they don't qualify for this ballot.
by Neal_Anderthal on Mon Nov 08, 04 10:23pm [+]

Well anyone who fantasises about fucking a comic strip should have their right to have children permanently and forcibly removed. So what if they're live action, the liver the better.
by Phucko on Tue Nov 09, 04 10:19am [+]

Jessica Rabbit is one hot hare!
by Counciltucky on Wed Nov 24, 04 12:10am [+]

wow neal,,, this ballot explains everything now!
by RawIron on Tue Feb 01, 05 4:30pm [+]

patti mayonnaise
by melia on Mon Jun 13, 05 5:25pm [+]

Glad to see several other people share my weird attraction to Betty Boop, especially the pre-Code moderately smutty version, before the Hays office censored her. *L*
by Felix on Fri Sep 09, 05 2:13pm [+]

PLEASE LEAVE THE BUNNY OUT OF THIS.
by Guest User from [142.165.64.251] on Tue Mar 04, 08 7:39pm [+]





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