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YOU PEOPLE ARE OVER-REACTING, ALL THESE CONSPIRACY THEORIES ABOUT BUSH CAN'T BE TRUE...

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YOU PEOPLE ARE OVER-REACTING, ALL THESE CONSPIRACY THEORIES ABOUT BUSH CAN'T BE TRUE...


[+] joke ballot by magdalenasdollar
created Tue Nov 09, 04

;)

Which conspiracy theories cancel each other out?

Bush is a robot/Bush used an earpiece in the debates
Bush read a memo about future terrorist attacks/Bush is illiterate
Bush is a chimp/Bush is a puppet
Bush empowered by religion/Bush is the Anti-Christ
Nah...Bush is the Antichrist's bitch
He was Bush Sr. and Cheney's cocaine servant
Mag is actually a lost member of the Bush triplets
Bush chokes on pretzel/ Bush has a brain of doodoo
lcb is a virgin/lcb slept with the Kerry girls
They're all fake but that one about the Illuminati
Bush sucks/Bush blows [a paradox, really]
All these are true
Conspiracy theories? Hypocrisy here really!


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COMMENTS:
I'm spoiled for choices here. :oD
by xxxxxxxx on Tue Nov 09, 04 1:13pm [+]

I just don't see why a robot that can be programmed and/or remote controlled would need an earpiece... or why they would build a puppet that is a chimp...
by magdalenasdollar on Tue Nov 09, 04 1:13pm [+]

I can't possibly choose! :)
by xxxxxxxx on Tue Nov 09, 04 1:13pm [+]

Oh I'm sure you can think of something!
by magdalenasdollar on Tue Nov 09, 04 1:15pm [+]

If you add up the name 'George Bush' in Hebrew letters it comes out:

G = 3 (gimel)
e = 5 (heh)
o = 70 (ayin)
r = 200 (resh)
g = 3 (gimel)
e = 5 (heh)
B = 2 (beth)
u = 70 (ayin)
s = 300 (shin)
h = 8 (cheth)
total = 666 (Antichrist)
by magdalenasdollar on Tue Nov 09, 04 1:21pm [+]

OOoooo! The gematria. Prince Charles' name also adds up to the same number. Wonder if Bush and Charlie have one another on speed dial? ;)
by xxxxxxxx on Tue Nov 09, 04 1:25pm [+]

http:// www.bushisantichrist .com/

I'm not gonna pretend I understand what the heck I just pasted above! ;}
by magdalenasdollar on Tue Nov 09, 04 1:27pm [+]

Ronald - 6 letters.
Wilson - 6 letters.
Reagan - 6 letters.
Three 6's together=666.
The only reason nobody ever noticed that before or called Reagan the Antichrist, is because there are no Fundamentalist liberals.
by Neal_Anderthal on Tue Nov 09, 04 1:44pm [+]

the robot one for sure.. i mean if he was a robot then he doesnt need to wear a piece.lol he is a piece lol i crack my ass up
by dayumyumxanax on Tue Nov 09, 04 2:22pm [+]

Bush KNEW .. oh shoot, nothing cancels that one out.
by x__ on Tue Nov 09, 04 2:33pm [+]

Well, except the one that says he's a puppet-chimp robot with an IQ of a pretzel...
by magdalenasdollar on Tue Nov 09, 04 4:06pm [+]

I heard a whacky conspiracy theory that Bush has an IQ of 120! Maybe he dropped a 1,000lb bomb on the square peg so that it fitted into the round hole.
by cretin_slap on Wed Nov 10, 04 4:56am [+]

I'm pretty tired of all the hypocrisy going on against Bush here. But you have freedom of speech, so enjoy. However you can POSSIBLY get enjoyment out of the sick rumors and slandering that you people engage in against our president, anyway.
by Kentucky_Yankee on Tue Feb 08, 05 11:08pm [+]

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