best : culture : WHATS THE BEST "ALTERNATIVE" STATE SLOGAN YOU'VE EVER HEARD OF ? [+] joke ballot by maxxman created Wed Nov 10, 04 Everyones heard the official ones , Florida is the "Sunshine" state etc. What is the funniest "unofficial state slogan you've heard of ? MISSISSIPPI - Come , feel better about your own state! FLORIDA - Our voting machines really do work! IOWA - We do amazing things with corn! ARKANSAS - Litterasy ain't everthang! MONTANA - Land of the big sky , the Unabomber , and right wing crazies! MICHIGAN - First line of defense against Canada. MAINE - We're really cold , but we have cheap Lobster. GEORGIA - Without Atlanta , we're Alabama. ALABAMA - At least we're not Mississippi! COLORADO - If you do'nt ski , do'nt bother! OHIO - Blame "Bush" on us! NEVADA - Land of the Quickie! LOUISIANA - Big Bad Bayous and Snakes R US KENTUCKY - We're More Than Chicken! CALIFORNIA - Capital of Fruits and Nuts! TEXAS - Home of The Robber Barons! NEW JERSEY - The Big Hair State! TEXAS - Not quite as big a shithole as Mexico HAWAII - The Stolen State! ARKANSAS - If you ain't kin, you ain't welcome IDAHO - Home of White Potatoes and White People WASHINGTON - Almost Canada MAINE - The Lobster-Killing Capital of America ARIZONA- Beach-front property in just a few years! CALIFORNIA- 'cuz Smog makes such perty sunsets! PENNSYLVANIA - Who needs paved roads? MICHIGAN - Great Lakes, Great Crimes KANSAS-More corn than Nebraska! NEBRASKA - We're sorry (saw this on South Park) Utah - Seperation of church and what? Ballot #57981 : SEE RESULTS Comment: show your vote with comment?

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