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IF GEORGE W. BUSH WAS AN INVENTOR , WHAT WOULD BE HIS GREATEST INVENTION?

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IF GEORGE W. BUSH WAS AN INVENTOR , WHAT WOULD BE HIS GREATEST INVENTION?


[+] joke ballot by maxxman
created Thu Nov 11, 04

If presidents were light bulbs , I'd say George W. is "flickering" at best. If he was an Inventor what concoctions might come from his mind?

The "'ventilated" Condom.
The "water proof" towel.
A "solar powered" flashlight.
The "Helicopter" - ejection seat!
The "Inflatable" dart board.
A book on how to read.
A Dictionary Index.
The "pedal powered" wheelchair.
"Powdered water."
The "submarine screen door".
Lexicon of Political Doublespeak
The amazing battery operated WMD detector
Airplane "vent windows"
Disposable national reputation
Re-usable adult diapers
Swimsuit Editions of porn mags
Gas-powered manure spreader
Stupidity
solar powered flashlight
DEFINITELY THE "BUSH-ISM"


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COMMENTS:
I'm "George W. Bush" , and I approve of this ballot!
by maxxman on Thu Nov 11, 04 4:37am [+]

The soft pretzel and bicycle training wheels.
by _Beelzebubba on Thu Nov 11, 04 7:39am [+]

I'm sick of hearing jokes about stupid people (Irish, Polaks, whoever) inventing the "solar powered flashlight."
There is nothing wrong with a solar powered flashlight. Solar power can just be used to charge the battery.
by straits_dylan on Fri Nov 12, 04 8:58am [+]

Straits, he means solar powered flash light like the charger that calculators use. It can only be used when light is on.
by Liberal_Democrat on Fri Nov 26, 04 1:30am [+]

And straits means solar powering can be used as just charging the battery when the light *is* on.
by Dani_dysfunk on Mon Dec 20, 04 6:14pm [+]

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