"ANIMALS ALREADY KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT US AND KNOW HOW STUPID HUMANS CAN BE. THAT'S WHY THEY CAN'T TALK." COULD THIS BE TRUE?

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philosophy : "ANIMALS ALREADY KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT US AND KNOW HOW STUPID HUMANS CAN BE. THAT'S WHY THEY CAN'T TALK." COULD THIS BE TRUE?

[+] ballot by xxxxxxxx
created Thu Nov 11, 04
My little girl woke me up early this morning to tell me about a dream she'd just had where, she says, she was taken to an amazing place where all the spirits of dead animals go.. In the dream she was told that all animals are silent witnesses to the things humans do, and are sent to earth to try and persuade us to be wiser and more like them, but not many of us listen.
"Animals already know everything about us and know how stupid humans can be. That's why they can't talk, but everything is recorded," she insisted.
Could there be any truth to this?
..This isn't the first time she's come out with something astounding. She's only 9, but is very bright and wise beyond her years in many ways.

Woo-eeee-oooo - This could be the truth
Cute - but this was just a figment of childish imagination
Not true - Human beings are far superior to animals
Possibly true - Animals are far superior to humans
Who knows?
No, the sheep would have filed suits by now
I just asked my hamster and he said it was untrue.

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COMMENTS:
that's one special kid you got there. how old is she?

by LCD on Thu Nov 11, 04 5:42am [+]

Nine.. going on ninety. :)

by xxxxxxxx on Thu Nov 11, 04 5:47am [+]

This is the same child who said:

About George Bush: "I think the President is telling us lies, Mommy. Look at his eyes."

About Condoleeza Rice: "I think that lady is laughing at us."

About Hillary Clinton: "That lady laughs just like a witch. Just like 'Maleficent' in The Sleeping Beauty"

and: "Schools aren't good places for people who really want to think about important stuff and be artists."

by xxxxxxxx on Thu Nov 11, 04 5:53am [+]

And possibly my favorite quote of all, when she was 2 years old:

"I remember you from a long time ago, Mommy. You used to play with me and hug me a lot in that beautiful place, so I picked you."

by xxxxxxxx on Thu Nov 11, 04 6:04am [+]

I wish we could all stay children forever...

by xxxxxxxx on Thu Nov 11, 04 6:04am [+]

Wow, sounds like a very special girl.

Animals don't talk (like us) because they don't have the ability to do so but if a dog can understand your commands you can bet they communicate with each other, and this has been proven.

by thc2883 on Thu Nov 11, 04 6:14am [+]

Can she see dead people as well?

by Les6Hithe6Wins6Again on Thu Nov 11, 04 6:22am [+]

No, but she did have an imaginary friend when she was little, for a few weeks. She told me her name was Harriet and she'd been alive in 'the olden days.'

by xxxxxxxx on Thu Nov 11, 04 6:42am [+]

!!!

by xxxxxxxx on Thu Nov 11, 04 6:53am [+]

She sounds like an 'old soul'. You're very lucky she picked you!

by mojo on Thu Nov 11, 04 7:45am [+]

Wow ... now that is one special child!

by Cathexis on Thu Nov 11, 04 10:25am [+]

Hmmm mojo, I'm not sure she DID pick me. :)

by xxxxxxxx on Thu Nov 11, 04 11:02am [+]

I'm not exactly a storybook Mommy who bakes cookies, lol.

by xxxxxxxx on Thu Nov 11, 04 11:03am [+]

Yup. M.I.L.F for sho ; )

by xxxxxxxx on Thu Nov 11, 04 11:06am [+]

What an awesome little niece I have! ;) You must be amazed by her every day, ZIG!

by magdalenasdollar on Thu Nov 11, 04 12:43pm [+]

Amazed, amused and sometimes awestruck.
She'd definitely love her Auntie Mags, I know it! Not forgetting the snakes: Just don't ask her to give them their dinner, lol.

by xxxxxxxx on Thu Nov 11, 04 1:36pm [+]

Sounds like there's wonderful world inside mommy's medicine cabinet, ha. She sounds creative and imaginative. Is she left handed?

by MO_ on Fri Nov 12, 04 6:20pm [+]

No, she's ambi-whatsit. :)

As for Mommy's medicine cabinet... Nothing very exciting in there, but it's locked. ;)

by xxxxxxxx on Sat Nov 13, 04 5:50am [+]

Amidextrious, too?! Locks to her, childsplay, ha.

by MO_ on Sun Nov 14, 04 12:56pm [+]

Oops, Ambi..

by MO_ on Sun Nov 14, 04 3:20pm [+]

Be like a deer, dive in front of the shiny metal objects with the lights, and get creamed. Sounds smart to me. Rolling in dead waste is smart too. Just like humping a table leg. Maybe I'm just not getting the intellect of this.

by xxxxxxxx on Mon Mar 21, 05 11:17am [+]

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