WHAT IS GUARANTEED TO PUT A SMILE ON YOUR FACE?

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WHAT IS GUARANTEED TO PUT A SMILE ON YOUR FACE?


[+] ballot by mojo
created Thu Nov 11, 04

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When someone says 'I love you' and means it
Tickets for 2 to the Caribbean
A sweet, sweet song
Filet mignon
When I make someone laugh
Some of the comments / choices on B&W
Titts
Rainbows
Silly situations
A glass of good wine
Children imitating adults
someone slkipping on a banana skin
Another smile
Vicodin
Hawaii
Seeing my daughter
MDMA
Bush saying or doing something stupid
A silly song
When my cat does something undignified
watching viva la bam
seeing girl on girl action
Bush dying
The lady I'm in love with standing nude before me
winning a lottery jockpot!!!


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COMMENTS:
A mojo ballot
by lowerclassbrats on Thu Nov 11, 04 1:43pm [+]

Oh yea a Cletus ballot usually does the trick too.
by lowerclassbrats on Thu Nov 11, 04 1:43pm [+]

awww, lcb - you just put a smile on my face :-)
by mojo on Thu Nov 11, 04 1:45pm [+]

Sometimes, when the world's so serious and I have an appointment, or have to be somewhere 10 minutes ago, and can't find my keys and the phone's going and the dog's throwing up....moments like that can make me laugh hysterically. Suddenly I see it all from the outside and it's like a bad movie. :)
by xxxxxxxx on Thu Nov 11, 04 1:47pm [+]

Did you see Castro wipe out and plow into those folding chairs? Now that's gold!
by _Beelzebubba on Thu Nov 11, 04 1:55pm [+]

I'm sorry. I was just injured in an autombile accident and am experiencing the joys of vicodin. All you wreckless divers out there: feel free to hit me baby one more time.
by magdalenasdollar on Thu Nov 11, 04 2:00pm [+]

lol, mags
by mojo on Thu Nov 11, 04 2:06pm [+]

Honestly, a lot of these ballots make me laugh!! Especially "Fat Jokes funny?"
by aya on Thu Nov 11, 04 2:09pm [+]

Strings pulling the corners of my mouth up and the middle down.
by keithsheen on Thu Nov 11, 04 3:06pm [+]

My cat always looks so regal and wise - but once in a while he'll do something rediculous and it just cracks me up!
by HBinVegas on Thu Nov 11, 04 6:34pm [+]

Seeing BBC's face when I open my eyes 1st thing in the morning. Dang it, I love that man!
by Donny_Honey_Cakes on Fri Nov 12, 04 11:22pm [+]

I'm a guy so boobies!
by seon on Fri Nov 12, 04 11:32pm [+]

Hmmmm.... boobies must be some new Australian slang for giant testicles.
by DirtDog on Sat Nov 13, 04 12:51am [+]

hey DirtDog why dont you go fuck yourself and leave me the hell alone.
by seon on Sat Nov 13, 04 9:38pm [+]

I'm not in the mood for your crap.
by seon on Sat Nov 13, 04 9:39pm [+]

If I ever meet the lady with whom I have been infatuated for over seven years who can and will tell me that she is HONESTLY in love with me to stay in love with me for the rest of her life and MEANS it, that's not only guaranteed to put an HONEST smile on my face, it also guarantees that I will fall HONESTLY in love with her and stay in love with her for the rest of my life and I MEAN it!
by sspphoto on Fri Nov 26, 04 5:21am [+]






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