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INVENTIONS THAT NEVER QUITE CAUGHT ON ...

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INVENTIONS THAT NEVER QUITE CAUGHT ON ...


[+] joke ballot by mojo
created Fri Nov 12, 04

This ballot is inspired by an old book I found while packing boxes at home.

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Tuxedo crop-top to show off your 6-pak abs (matching hot pants optional)
Solar earmuffs: with solar panels to capture warmth
Pocket tie: for storing your pens in your tie
High-heeled roller skates: look elegant while having fun
Boom Bra: wear your speakers on your breasts
Peddle TV Remote: get exercise while you change channels
Bunk sofas: double the seating capacity of your living room
Six-pack belt: carry your beer around with you (ice packs optional)
Solar powered light house.
A Shkitezaphone !!
The Segway :o)
Non-alchoholic Beer
Playtex Living Jockstrap: "It lifts and separates"
Penis reducer
Ronco's hair in a can
The Gasoline Lighter (only worked once)


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COMMENTS:
A shkitezaphone is a high precision tool for firing shite at the moon !!
by B_P on Fri Nov 12, 04 10:27am [+]

lol, _B, my husband drinks that shit!
by mojo on Fri Nov 12, 04 10:34am [+]

The pocket Tie- what every geek needs! Put me down for a half-dozen, in lime-green, neon-orange, purple, yellow, black and see-through!
by Truthseeker013 on Fri Nov 12, 04 5:33pm [+]

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