best : culture : WHAT IS THE FUNNIEST"EXCUSE FROM SCHOOL" YOU'VE EVER HEARD IN YOUR LIFE? [+] joke ballot by maxxman created Sat Nov 13, 04 If you've ever been a teacher , you know there are endless files of "excuse" notes that are unbelievable! Truth is stranger than fiction. The notes are real , I think a lot of the people who wrote them were in a hurry , and never took the time to read the note! The notes are real , the names have been changed to protect the Innocent. Please excuse John from being absent on jan 28,29,30,31,32, and 33. Please excuse Diana , she was in bed with gramps. Please excuse Johnny for being , it was his fathers fault. Chris will not be in today , he has an acre in his side. Excuse Gloria , she's been under the doctor. My son can't take fizical ed. today please execute him. My daughter was tired , she spent the weekend with the marines. Please excuse Roy , he has very loose vowels. Please excuse Blanche from Jim , she's administrating. Please excuse Sara , she was sick , and I had her shot. Johnny has diarrhea and his boots leak. Jimmy fell from a tree and misplaced his leg Please excuse Jane on Feb. 28, 29, 30 and 31st Eunice had to have some tissues taken from her ear Sorry no homework today. Bobby's dad ate it Please excuse Timmy. He has chill brains pLEASE EXCUSE pEDRO, HE has AIds Please excuse Mike he is calling in tired today Please excuse bob, he's currently being raped Pleae excuse luke he was shopping for school. Please excuse.. her cat had kittens on her stomach Ballot #58355 : SEE RESULTS Comment: show your vote with comment?

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