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WHO IS THE FATHER OF MICHAEL JACKSON'S CHILDREN.

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WHO IS THE FATHER OF MICHAEL JACKSON'S CHILDREN.


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created Sat Nov 22, 03

I am assuming that the children are NOT his biologically. Then, who is the father?

random sperm donors
handpicked donor by Jackson Himself
Someone his wife cheated with
cloned with the wife's genes
George W. Bush
ALIENS
Macauley Culkin
Not Michael Jackson.
repeated sodomy by satanic republicans
Michael Jacson
His children are his children's fAthEr
the pope
michaels dad
Barney the purple dinosaur
You should put biological in the ballot title
Michael jackson is a wonderful dad !
Hilary Clinton
one of those Hanson boys..
McCauley Culkens (or however you spell it)
Janet Jackson
MichaelJackson HIMSELF ofcourse & hes the best dad
David Crosby


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Prove me wrong Michael Jackson! Take a DNA test!
by LCD on Sat Nov 22, 03 7:28pm [+]

It was business deal pure and simple. Michael Jackson bought the fetuses from Debbie Rowe. He didn't care where the sperm came from as long as it was white. The fathers were anonymous drunks Deb would booze up and seduce in seedy bars. The unsuspecting sperm donors never had a clue they were fertilizing the King of Pop's eggs. It would have been far too risky if they knew. Unfortunately for Michael, Debbie Rowe was an unprofessional and sloppy business partner and could not keep a secret.
by Mooka on Sun Nov 23, 03 7:57pm [+]

If Jackson turns out to be a true genertically altered albino alien hybrid that I think he is then the kids may be his spawn which were produced on a alien space ship through advanced cloning. If he is just a human freak then its some unknown white guy who screwed the fat white bitch who is the mommy.
by Universal_President on Wed Dec 10, 03 7:30pm [+]

Mike has a cunt. How can he be the father?!? Rosie O'Donnell is more likely to be a father, but Jacko? Hahahaha...too funny!
by stranger7800 on Fri Jan 23, 04 1:09pm [+]

whoever said that michael jackson is a wonder full dad is CRAZY
by blacksheep14 on Mon Mar 08, 04 9:19pm [+]

mcually gets my vote.hes a horny son of a bitch
by swrich on Sat Mar 20, 04 1:27am [+]

MICHAEL JACKSON HIMSELF
by xxxxxxxx on Sun May 02, 04 10:19am [+]

MICHAEL JACKSON HIMSELF
by xxxxxxxx on Sun May 02, 04 10:19am [+]

Voted : David Crosby
michael jackson himself.by toni
by Guest User from [75.0.203.215] on Sun Sep 17, 06 6:33pm [+]

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