would you : relationship : DECODING PERSONAL ADS... [+] joke ballot by mojo created Wed Nov 17, 04 Ever wonder what those upbeat adjectives used in personal ads REALLY mean? zany = has spent time in a mental institution voluptuous = morbidly obese romantic = potential stalker hard-working = Type A personality, prone to heart attacks sincere = no sense of humor whatsoever mature = ancient average looking = butt ugly fun loving = has an STD young-looking = over the hill great hair = pimple face Tall, dark and handsome = Kobe Bryant Devoted= unstable stalker affectionate = sex starved horney toad not afraid of commitment = been dumped a lot free spirit = has a toe-hold in this reality conscientious = dull old-fashioned = stuck in the 50s willing to relocate = RUN LIKE THE WIND! creative = kinky family-oriented = has kids, will admit eventually sexy = ad in 3rd month, please call chisled features = face is often taken for granite 6-pack abs = beer belly loves life = hoping jury is lenient Great personality = fat Homebody=OCD Mature - ancient Cuddly - The Michelin Man Openminded - pervy Cultured - A boring drone Family man = mama's boy Rugged = sloppy pig boy Loves to travel - Visits prostitutes Adventurous - Visits prostitutes in the Far East Shy - Hidden talents Buff / Fit - Midlife crisis Drug / alcohol-free - Hmmm, so what does he do? Well-endowed - Viagra freak Financially secure - Broke / tightwad Curvy: so fat she has her own ZIP code BBW: So fat NASA discovered a moon orbiting her loves children - has 4 and is pregnant 45 looks 35 - dies hair, wears dentures good personality = UGLY (not necessarily fat) Talented = hasn't worked in six years Old-fashioned = wife-beater Belives in God = belongs to a cult Down to Earth - lives in pig filth social drinker-alcoholic own car and home-ex ran away and left everything s bisexual - likes sheep Ballot #58934 : SEE RESULTS Comment: show your vote with comment?

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