DECODING PERSONAL ADS...

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DECODING PERSONAL ADS...


[+] joke ballot by mojo
created Wed Nov 17, 04

Ever wonder what those upbeat adjectives used in personal ads REALLY mean?

zany = has spent time in a mental institution
voluptuous = morbidly obese
romantic = potential stalker
hard-working = Type A personality, prone to heart attacks
sincere = no sense of humor whatsoever
mature = ancient
average looking = butt ugly
fun loving = has an STD
young-looking = over the hill
great hair = pimple face
Tall, dark and handsome = Kobe Bryant
Devoted= unstable stalker
affectionate = sex starved horney toad
not afraid of commitment = been dumped a lot
free spirit = has a toe-hold in this reality
conscientious = dull
old-fashioned = stuck in the 50s
willing to relocate = RUN LIKE THE WIND!
creative = kinky
family-oriented = has kids, will admit eventually
sexy = ad in 3rd month, please call
chisled features = face is often taken for granite
6-pack abs = beer belly
loves life = hoping jury is lenient
Great personality = fat
Homebody=OCD
Mature - ancient
Cuddly - The Michelin Man
Openminded - pervy
Cultured - A boring drone
Family man = mama's boy
Rugged = sloppy pig boy
Loves to travel - Visits prostitutes
Adventurous - Visits prostitutes in the Far East
Shy - Hidden talents
Buff / Fit - Midlife crisis
Drug / alcohol-free - Hmmm, so what does he do?
Well-endowed - Viagra freak
Financially secure - Broke / tightwad
Curvy: so fat she has her own ZIP code
BBW: So fat NASA discovered a moon orbiting her
loves children - has 4 and is pregnant
45 looks 35 - dies hair, wears dentures
good personality = UGLY (not necessarily fat)
Talented = hasn't worked in six years
Old-fashioned = wife-beater
Belives in God = belongs to a cult
Down to Earth - lives in pig filth
social drinker-alcoholic
own car and home-ex ran away and left everything s
bisexual - likes sheep


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COMMENTS:
OOPS, sorry for the double entry there, mojo.
by xxxxxxxx on Wed Nov 17, 04 11:13am [+]

Lol, has anyone ever seen ZIG and mojo in the same room??
by mojo on Wed Nov 17, 04 11:40am [+]

Would love to..
by Bafkoof on Wed Nov 17, 04 1:37pm [+]

Willing to try new things - Will do anything to get laid
by magdalenasdollar on Thu Nov 18, 04 10:16pm [+]

Omygoodness this is a gem!
by Qui_Qui on Mon Nov 22, 04 1:14pm [+]

is that an ad mags or an admission? :)
by xxxxxxxx on Tue Nov 23, 04 2:29am [+]






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