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...or Rudolph the Gunned-Down Reindeer ;)
You better watch out,
you better not cry,
you better be nice
I'm telling you why:
Santa Claus is dead
Adolf the red-handed reigner
Didn't really like gays or Jews
And if you ever saw him
you'd be subject to flair and abuse
Now all the other people
like to laugh and call him names
but under the New World Order
they'll find themselves soon, too, slain!
YAY! IT'S ALMOST CHRISTMASTIME!!!
LMAO!
by mojo on Wed Nov 17, 04 12:47pm
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Then one snowy Christmas Eve, Santa came to say:
"Rudolph with your nose so bright, won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"
And then Rudolph said, "You gotta be kidding me, fatso! All your other reindeer laugh at me and call me names, they never let me join in any reindeer games, and now you're asking me to guide those assholes? The whole lot of you can just kiss my furry reindeer ass!"
Bing Crosby's least known and worst selling Christmas song:
"When Santa's Sleigh was Hijacked by Muslims and Crashed Into the Sears Tower".
(cont. from Neal's cont.)
Then Santa really loved him
For he soon found a thing called SPEED
and he was no longer fatso
and he spent all his money on drugs so he didn't have to make all theyse stupid toys and fulfill all the children's greed
YAY CHRISTMAS ...???
Kenny G. has just released a new Christmas album. Happy birthday, Jesus. Hope you like CRAP!
OMG, _B, now I'm gonna have nightmares for sure. Kenny G + Christmas? It's too horrible to think about!
by mojo on Wed Nov 17, 04 1:12pm
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Death to the world
The end has come
We're doomed and all must die
Death to the world
Someone got dumb
Now nukes are in the sky
There's really no place to hide. There's really no place to run. The crap has hit the fan this time. Our time has run.
Lemmingstraggler, NICE ONE!!
by mojo on Wed Nov 17, 04 1:13pm
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The crap has hit the fan
The crap has hit the fan
The craaaaaap has hit the fan...
by mojo on Wed Nov 17, 04 1:21pm
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***Applause!***
That was the best concert!
Mojo, An excellent performance. Bravo!
My daddy loves his tractor,
My sister loves her boss,
My husband loves to wear a sheet
And burn a flaming cross,
My son loves Barbra Streisand,
I pray he isn't gay,
But me, I only love one thing,
And that's the NRA!
(singing)
I'm thankful,
For all the little things we've done,
I'm thankful,
We got those gays on the run,
I'm thankful,
We won this land with the gun;
'Cause if they were Americans,
We wouldn't call them Indians!
Peck the balls with flavored lipstick.
Fa la la la la la la la la
Don't forget to kiss his dipstick.
Fa la la la la la la la la
Don he now his rib-bed condom.
Fa la la la la la la la la.
So he can thrust his magic wand some.
Fa la la la la la la la la.
(Weird Al Yanokovic):
It's Christmas at ground zero;
There's music in the air.
The sleighbells are ringin'
And the carolers are singin'
While the air raid sirens blare.
It's Christmas at ground zero;
The button has been pressed.
The radio
Just let us know
That this is not a test.
Everywhere the atom bombs are dropping,
It's the end of all humanity.
No more time for last-minute shopping.
It's time to face your final destiny.
It's Christmas at ground zero.
There's panic in the crowd.
We can dodge debris
While we trim the tree,
Underneath the mushroom cloud.
You might hear some reindeer on your rooftop,
Or Jack Frost on your window sill.
But, if someone's climbing down your chimney,
You'd better load your gun and shoot to kill.
It's Christmas at ground zero,
And if the radiation level's ok,
I'll go out with you
And see all the new
Mutations on New Year's Day.
It's Christmas at ground zero;
Just seconds left to go.
I'll duck and cover
With my yuletide lover
Underneath the mistletoe.
It's Christmas at ground zero;
Now the missiles are on their way.
What a crazy fluke,
We're gonna get nuked
On this jolly holiday.
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