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I happen to know for a fact that Clay Aiken is the secret twin of a keebler elf. He has a rare genetic defect known as TES (Tall Elf Syndrome). His twin, Clarence, who is two feet tall still lives with his parents and works part-time at the cracker factory. He also takes night classes at the local cosmetology school and has dreams of owning his own salon. Clay Keebler lived in the Keebler Elf village for two years until he outgrew the family treehouse and became known as a freak amongst the villagepeople. Frightening the little squatty elf children with his gawky body everytime he'd make his way into town. His offensive looks brought embaressment and shame to the village and prompted by the mayor The Keelers, Tammy and Jacob, sent Clay away to a North Carolina TES treatment center. He was adopted by the Aiken family shortly after.
hahahahahahaha
He is the love child of Ronald McDonald and Reba Mcentire. His uncle is Howdy Doody. Clay is so dam gay that he has screwed his Dad Ronald and he is also an Uncle fucker.
this poll is very funny
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