COMMENTS:
I know The Killers are very popular right now, but somebody told me that you had a boyfriend that looks like a girlfriend that I had in February? !!!
Dr. Hook - When you're in love with a beautiful woman, it get's hard.
Neil Diamond - "I am," I said. To no one there. An no one heard at all, not even the chair.
Old Dirty Bastard - You white motherfuckers will never take over, you shut the fuck up, and you shut the fuck up!.
Nirvana - What else can I say? Everyone is gay.
Guns 'n' Roses - You know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby!
You're gonna diiiiiiiie!!
Rolling Stones - Hey hey hey. That's what I say.
Billy Ray Cyrus - And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart.
He might blow up and kill this man.
Rupert Holmes - If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
If you're not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain.
Richard HArris - MacArthur Park is melting in the dark.
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain.
the point is moot- Jessie's girl, Rick Springfield.
I know a mouse, and he hasn't got a house.
I don't know why. I call him Gerald.
He's getting rather old, but he's a good mouse.
-Syd Barret-
Oh tell me why..do we build castles in the sky please tell me why...all the castles way up high?
-Some techno singer.
you can hang it in the bathroom, you can hang it on the wall, you can hang it in the bedroom and you can hang it in the hall, you can have it with a buzz, you can have it with a ring, and if you really want it you can have a dingaling because a' hey baby I'm the telephone man if you show me where you want it I can put it where I can.
QUI_QUI those are WONDERFUL lyrics. I sang the praises of that very song earlier today!!!! Ballot 59085!
_Beelzebubba: some bad lyrics there but the cake in MacArthur Park was a metaphor for a broken relationship. "I don't think that I can take it 'cause it took so long to make it and I'll never have the recipe again..."
She left the suds in the bucket and the clothes hangin' out on the line...
Lucy put a bean in her nostril,
And Mr Watkins said 'Well, where there's a barrel there's a bung!'
Mystic Trip - Robyn Hitchcock & The Egyptians
o'Canada? is that an irish name?
McAustralia
Look at the sky
Look at the river
Isn't it good?
And then one day, hooray, another way for gnomes to say
hooooooooraaaaaaaayyyyy
^^ The Gnome, Pink Floyd
"Can you teach me to throw?"
He said "Not today, I've got a lot to do"
I said "That's OK"
-Cat's In The Cradle by Harry Chapin
Hello, it's been awhile.
Not much, how bout you?
-I'd really love to see you tonight (England Dan & John Ford Coley)
Well I was looking at a movie on the tv last night
Then I had a very funny notion, yeah
I really had to write a song about it
Then I’m gonna sing it in my rock’n roll band
And I bet that people gonna like it, yeah
I know that everybody’s gonna shout it
-King King Song by Abba
I'm coming down off amphetamine
And I'm in jail cause I killed a queen
^ Artificial Energy by The Byrds
Do you want a ride in my Mercedes boy?
Tell me whatchya gonna do
Me Me Me Me Me Me
- Mercedes Boy by Pebbles
I'm on a bus on a psychedelic trip
Reading murder books, tryin to stay hip
-Eyes Without A Face by Billy Idol
I'm your only friend
I'm not your only friend
But I'm a little glowing friend
But really I'm not actually your friend
But I am
(Birdhouse In Your Soul - They Might Be Giants)
You can throw me if you wanna cause I'm a bone and I go Oop! Ip! Ip! Oop! Ip! Ip! Yeah! (Seven and Seven Is - Love)
^ But they're wonderfully ridiculous lyrics.
Can you imagine no love, pride, deep-fried chicken
(Drops of Jupiter - Train)
I, man, am regal -- a German am I
Never odd or even
If I had a hi-fi
Madam, I'm Adam
Too hot to hoot
No lemons, no melon
Too bad I hid a boot
Lisa Bonet ate no basil
Warsaw was raw
Was it a car or a cat I saw?
Rise to vote, sir
Do geese see God?
"Do nine men interpret?" "Nine men," I nod
Rats live on no evil star
Won't lovers revolt now?
Race fast, safe car
Pa's a sap
Ma is as selfless as I am
May a moody baby doom a yam?
Ah Satan sees Natasha
No devil lived on
Lonely Tylenol
Not a banana baton
No "x" in "Nixon"
O, stone, be not so
O Geronimo, no minor ego
"Naomi", I moan
"A Toyota's a Toyota"
A dog, a panic in a pagoda
Oh, no! Don Ho!
Nurse, I spy gypsies -- run!
Senile felines
Now I see bees I won
UFO tofu
We panic in a pew
Oozy rat in a sanitary zoo
God! A red nugget! A fat egg under a dog!
Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog
Cause he who's a geezer,
must live in my freezer.
And she who is stockey,
is full of mularkey.
And he who is groovy,
must be in my movie,
so come on!
Oh! Cause if you're a diva,
then go to Geneva.
And if you're a cronie,
then suck on my bony.
And if you are groovy,
then get in my movie!
The first one I posted is by Weird Al, the second one is by Tenatious D
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