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HEY EVERYBODY, WE'VE ALL BEEN INVITED TO AN ORGY!

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HEY EVERYBODY, WE'VE ALL BEEN INVITED TO AN ORGY!


[+] joke ballot by Lemmingstraggler
created Mon Nov 22, 04

Well, somehow the entire B&W gang has been transported back to Rome circa 60AD(I think Cletus had something to do with it). Anyway, Nero has invited us all to this big party at his palace. One hitch though, everybody has to contribute something to the event. Nobody had time to grab anything before we made the trip, so we're going to have to improvise with what's available. It needs to be something good (those lions look mighty hungry). I thought I'd rig up something and turn some of that vino into brandy (should really perk things up). What can you contribute?

Lemmingstraggler - Introduction to the distillation process
Tadema- brought the lube!
ABC - mold (to make penicillin)
nuckinfutz - strobe
aya-vibrators
WalterPeck_EPA - whips and chains


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COMMENTS:
Oops! This is supposed to be in the private section. Sorry about that.
by Lemmingstraggler on Mon Nov 22, 04 2:49pm [+]

Oops..since I didn't have time to run out and buy some, I will create a gel from aloe and olive oil.
by Tadema on Mon Nov 22, 04 2:49pm [+]

Hi Tads. I could have swore I clicked private for this. I guess it's too late now.
by Lemmingstraggler on Mon Nov 22, 04 2:55pm [+]

We all do it. Just a boo boo. Now, back to the orgy!!!
by Tadema on Mon Nov 22, 04 3:01pm [+]

I think I'm gonna have to skip out on this one. Have fun guys at your little butt party.
by lowerclassbrats on Mon Nov 22, 04 3:17pm [+]

Don't slap meat and rub beavers too hard.
by lowerclassbrats on Mon Nov 22, 04 3:19pm [+]

We need sheets, rose petals, wine..come on, chop chop folks..
by Tadema on Mon Nov 22, 04 3:32pm [+]

I'm going to introduce one lucky lady to the back side of a rubber toffee hammer.
by Dingleberry on Mon Nov 22, 04 4:00pm [+]

think ill pass
by RawIron on Mon Nov 22, 04 4:07pm [+]

You're going to pass with a name like that? Nigga please!
by Dingleberry on Mon Nov 22, 04 4:18pm [+]

Anybody here know how to play Purple Haze on a lyre?
by Lemmingstraggler on Mon Nov 22, 04 4:20pm [+]

Um no.
by Dingleberry on Mon Nov 22, 04 4:36pm [+]

No but I can play Stairway to Heaven on a lute. :)
by Tadema on Mon Nov 22, 04 5:10pm [+]

That'll do fine Tadema. We just need some tunes. Maybe I can figure out Wild Thing on the pan pipes.
by Lemmingstraggler on Mon Nov 22, 04 5:34pm [+]

I'll just play the Big drum to keep the rhythm going.
by Bafkoof on Mon Nov 22, 04 5:37pm [+]

I have a buttplug!

I ... uh ... was just carrying it with me, yeah, that's what I was doing...
by xxxxxxxx on Mon Nov 22, 04 5:43pm [+]

where, in your pocket?
by Qui_Qui on Mon Nov 22, 04 7:53pm [+]

Hey guys, Bafooks gotta BIG drum... :)
by Tadema on Mon Nov 22, 04 8:25pm [+]

Tad...I'll play it for you if you'd like..
by Bafkoof on Tue Nov 23, 04 11:15am [+]

Only if you can play it for ALL of us Bafkoof! We here at B&W like to share. :)
by Tadema on Tue Nov 23, 04 1:48pm [+]

Tad's if I bring the rope and a saw... will you help me build the rope/hole... like the ones in the master-bedroom and tree-house?!
by MO_ on Tue Nov 23, 04 2:55pm [+]

You got it..we need some measure of standard for sure! :) (my boobs will never make it through Mo)
by Tadema on Tue Nov 23, 04 4:01pm [+]

How the HELL did I miss out on this??? SON OF A BITCH!! *bangs fist on table*
by jappy on Sun Jul 17, 05 11:41pm [+]

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