COMMENTS:
Our own herzog.
HERZ: It's a beautiful day in the neigh-bor-hood,
with immigrants jailed (and the Lib-ruls should!)
Will you be ...?
Could you be ...?
Won't you be ... in my Tax Bracket?
Oh God! Can you imagine Hussein, teaching kids 'death to america,'
by aya on Wed Nov 24, 04 2:31pm
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WHY OH WHY is the K system down at this moment??
Cathexis, lmao!
by mojo on Wed Nov 24, 04 2:31pm
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really thats a classic Cath!
I decided my original ending wasn't really fair to herz, although it was funnier:
If you're Right,
and pre-fer-ab-ly White,
Won't ... you be ... my neighbor?
Hello, hello, boys and girls, and welcome to "Mr. Walken's Neighborhood."
(stares intensely, yet blankly directly at camera)
Today, I'm waiting for that bastard, Mr. McFeely, to deliver the mail. Can you guess what Mr. McFeely did to Mr. Walken's mail yesterday?
(stares)
That's right, that's right, the sonavabitch left my copy of "Guns and Ammo" out in the rain. Don't you HATE it when that happens?
(stares; gestures wildly as he talks)
So, today, I'm going to introduce Mr. McFeely to a very good friend of mine. Can you say,"Electric turkey carver?"
(stares; switches on turkey carver)
I knew you could! I just KNEW it.
(doorbell rings)
Oh! There he is. Pay attention boys and girls, as I take Mr. McFeely to the land of very real pain.
I'm glad I made this ballot. It really made me LAUGH!!!!
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