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WHY DOES MICHAEL JACKSON WEAR A MASK?

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WHY DOES MICHAEL JACKSON WEAR A MASK?


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created Mon Nov 24, 03

he wears a surgical mask when in public. Why?

He is afraid of germs
He doesn't want to be recognized
It covers his non-existant nose
fashion statement
he is an alien
its not a mask
WHAT'S IT TO YOU??
H1lary Duf
Cause od a disease called vitligo. u people r fool
Cause of a disease called vitligo. u people r fool
-.- I would too if i looked like that.
Cause he thinks he's a surgeon ?
What Mask?
He does not want to scare the kids he lures
He's blotting his lipstick
Only the Shadow knows
he always has gas
Because he is UGLY AS HELL'S ASS
Because everyday is Halloween at Neverland.
So people won't notice he's actually George Bush


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COMMENTS:
Howard Hughes used to be scared of germs. Perhaps Jackson is too.
by LCD on Tue Nov 25, 03 5:27pm [+]

Vitiligo has to do with your skin pigmentation, not with the air you breathe.
by Guest_82cb1 on Fri Jan 16, 04 8:49am [+]

Vitiligo? first off DUMBASS Jacko lovers, vitiligo is not a disease. It's a *CONDITION*. Second, you Jacko lovers are too stupid to handle the truth. Jacko did indeed have early signs of vitiligo, but Jacko just had a problem with being black anyway. So Jacko took it as a chance to bleach himself. From then on, Jacko could say the he had vitiligo and only 99% lie about it. You see, each and every one of Jacko's lies have a teeny-weeny little grain of truth behind them. With the current state of this world, we end up with these Jacko lovers feeding on that little 1% of truth. All it takes is just 1% to be true for it to work in this crazy fucked up word. 1% ? no problem, the Jacko lovers will just rip it wide open, and the other 99% will be shot up to death with a machine gun. Fucked up world? Hell yes.
by mjackoff on Wed Jan 21, 04 7:02pm [+]

As Lonely As Micheal Jackson-shut the hell up. Clean up that shitty little obsession and you won't be so lonely. As you know, the nose contains hairs (or cilia) that keeps dust from entering the nose. With that pathetic plastic gump on his face where his nose should be, he doesn't have what's necessary to keep the dust out of his head...so he must wear a surgical mask. Hey, just a theory. I don't need to research to know that he's fucked up.
by xxxxxxxx on Wed Apr 14, 04 12:25pm [+]

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