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SOME LOCAL IMAGINARY MALL DESPERATELY NEEDS A SANTA FOR THE UPCOMING HOLIDAY!

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SOME LOCAL IMAGINARY MALL DESPERATELY NEEDS A SANTA FOR THE UPCOMING HOLIDAY!


[+] joke ballot by Cherri
created Fri Nov 26, 04

Male B&W Users get to have a chance to be Santa Claus in a random imaginary mall...who would be the WORST user to do the job and why? All in good humor, folks ;)

Jappy, he would scare the children to wet pants
Cathexis-would lecture them on the history of Christmas
GS-....well, he IS Jewish..
Counciltucky-will try to persuade the children to overthrow their repub. parents
Cletus-"Mommmyy!, Santa's from Louisiana?"
LCD - "Daddy! My karma toy isn't working!"
thc2883 - pot stockingstuffers & exploding gifts
IC - one sit on his lap = impregnated children
cretin_slap - kids run away crying about the NWO
DirtD-cuss @ kids for wanting things he never had


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COMMENTS:
lol, mags!
by Cherri on Fri Nov 26, 04 9:04pm [+]

Ha, I didn't know I was from LA.
by CletuSlackedJawYokel on Fri Nov 26, 04 9:52pm [+]

This is a cute ballot. Wish I could karmatize it.
by mojo on Sat Nov 27, 04 7:59am [+]

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