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FUN THINGS TO SAY TO HIPPIES

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FUN THINGS TO SAY TO HIPPIES


[+] joke ballot by magdalenasdollar
created Sun Dec 05, 04

Peace off
Make AIDS, not war
Shower Power
How do you own a guitar, but no shoes?
Vietnam ended like 30yrs ago
Make love to my AK, hippies! Ahahahaha!
I came here in a spaceship made of candy
die motherf***er die motherf***er, still fool
Damn Dirty Hippies!!
the peace pipe has mono
How does my Doc Marten boot taste?
You were right about Vietnam
Get a job you f*ckin slob
Do you poke your toes?
I Got Your Hackysack NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH
Would you like some ham?
you smell like a dead skunk man
Can I smash your guitar?
Can I ride in your mini / Volkswagon camper ?
Peace


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COMMENTS:
Awwwww, I like hippies.. :) Not that I see that many of them anymore...sob...
by Tadema on Sun Dec 05, 04 12:34am [+]

Hmmm... come out to Venice Beach with me. You'll see a bunch! And they'll follow you home, too... ;)
by magdalenasdollar on Sun Dec 05, 04 12:40am [+]

I only jest out of love!
by magdalenasdollar on Sun Dec 05, 04 12:42am [+]

Make love not war, huh?
Well get on your knees and gag on this you goddamn hippychick.
by Les6Hithe6Wins6Again on Sun Dec 05, 04 5:15am [+]

Real old hippies are great,but they arent freaking out anyone much nowadays.Its these young wannabes that are truly irritating.Check out Burning Man...Whats really fun is eating a giant hunk O meat while interacting with them...
by Qui_Qui on Sun Dec 05, 04 9:10am [+]

hey, the 1970s called, they want their clothes back
by Ms_Doubtfire on Sun Dec 05, 04 9:41am [+]

Les6inthe6wins6again, make sure you bar your windows tonight, because i am going to rip you apart you no good son of a bitch.
by Gorre on Sun Dec 05, 04 11:39am [+]

Moshing All over Your Face

When I see your Face
I think I'm gonna puke
Your values and ideas I rebuke
Stupid Fucking Hippies
Here's a taste of my boot
Holding hands and granola
Pansy ass protest songs
You Perverted Rock-n-Roll,
Ahh you piece of fucking shit

Cumbayah and all that pussy shit
Crack a Guinness on your head
And watch your bloody skull drip
Fuck you and fuck peace you little bitch
Hey hey ho ho
Pussy ass hippies have got to go
A tender little heart bleeds
For numbness felt
Satisfaction of a subversive
Stereotypes left un-dispelled
Die hippie die hippie
Stick a dagger in your eye hippie
by lowerclassbrats on Mon Dec 06, 04 1:56am [+]

Hey Mags , I've been to Venice beach. You are absolutely right , It's a human zoo! I saw a drunk homeless guy on Rollerblades rolling from trashcan to trashcan. He was looking for half eaten sandwiches. Does Venice still have surf Nazis?
by maxxman on Mon Dec 06, 04 4:45am [+]

Those hippies sure stopped young people from becoming too politically active. Instead of forcing some kind of accountability on government and stopping the Viet Nam war they were taking notice of an establishment figure who was distributing the CIA's drug du jour, LSD, and turning on, tuning in, and dropping out, in the process helping turn America from the largest producer nation in the world into the largest consumer nation, maaaaaaan.
by cretin_slap on Mon Dec 06, 04 6:09am [+]

stupid hippies.. they are almost as bad as peta members and feminists
by RawIron on Mon Dec 06, 04 10:19pm [+]

well,with out all of those hippies, you pathetic, nose pierced,tattood, grunge dressed, carbon copied consumers of mindless ,pointless wannabe rock muzak and whoppers would all be wearing fatigues and polishing your boots like good nazis and not getting laid because the concept of "Free Love" is a sixties thing and thanks to the hippies you get to enjoy it. so excuse me while I go put on my Love Beads and change into my favorite Paisley shirt and Nehru jacket!
by spanky on Thu Dec 09, 04 5:12pm [+]

You must not know the hippies I know. One of them owns an ak, another, one of those chinese weapons, same type. And anymore it's drums not guitars. But it is funny how they live up in the woods for weeks and the first thing they do when they come 'home' is to take a shower and watch lots of TV.
They are still the greatest people tho. Always accepting of others. open.
by weebles48 on Wed Jun 22, 05 7:03pm [+]

Many of them don't know even basic manners, and while professing to be open-minded are actually quite pretentious.
by nuckinfutz on Sat Sep 24, 05 7:42pm [+]

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