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HOW CAN I IMPROVE MY STREET CRED?

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HOW CAN I IMPROVE MY STREET CRED?


[+] ballot by DirtDog
created Mon Dec 06, 04

I'm thinking about becoming a rapper but I need to know some good ways to show my fans I'm a hardcore thug. What type of things should I do to let everyone know I'm 'bout it?

Pistol-whip a bouncer with a unloaded gun
Shoot myself in the leg and pretend someone else did it
Force a woman to give me and my buddies oral sex and videotape it
Film myself having sex with and pissing on an underaged girl
Shoot a gun in a crowded club
Stab a guy outside of a club
Sell crack like it's going out of style
Pimp them bitches
Smoke as much weed as possible
Become a pro basketball player first and then run up in the stands punching out fans
park in a handicap parking spot
Star in a porno
You be needin to talk like i'is here
Get a bicycle with more gears
Carjack an Escalade or Navigator
castro street cred
Wear glassbottomed fish tank heels
Never use a rubber
Wear a pocket protector
Wear a glove on your penis


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COMMENTS:
First, y'all need to smoke some rocks, drink some malt and f**k some of them white bitches wit da lowcut jeans, G.

When you done wit dat, you go find a ride with Spreewell rims and jack da motherf**ker.

Then you go down da club with yo Glock and stain da block.

That or you could do like Young Buck at the vibe awards and just stab a bitch. Aight?
by _Beelzebubba on Mon Dec 06, 04 11:49am [+]

^Word.
by CletuSlackedJawYokel on Mon Dec 06, 04 11:57am [+]

Sing christmas carols at the Womens Institute
by Civilian on Wed Dec 08, 04 5:27am [+]

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