I WAS DOWN IN RURAL MISSISSIPPI AND WAS ON THE CAN AND RAN OUT OF TOILET PAPER, SO I WIPED WITH SOME PIECE OF CLOTH THAT WAS RED WITH BLUE BARS ...

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I WAS DOWN IN RURAL MISSISSIPPI AND WAS ON THE CAN AND RAN OUT OF TOILET PAPER, SO I WIPED WITH SOME PIECE OF CLOTH THAT WAS RED WITH BLUE BARS ...


[+] joke ballot by xxxxxxxx
created Mon Dec 06, 04

... and white stars. I then walked out and handed it to a toothless guy with a shirt that had some weird message on it -- "Lynyrd Skynyrd" or something like that -- because I figured he'd need it if he was gonna shit, since there was no more toilet paper. Why the hell did he kick my ass?!

He was jealous that you used it first.
You forgot to flush, asshole!


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COMMENTS:
Don'tcha know? Asking rednecks to take care of their personal hygiene is like asking them to give up squirrel hunting, fool.
by Cherri on Mon Dec 06, 04 5:40pm [+]

Come on! Just because they LOOK and ACT like hicks doesn't mean that they don't observe basic sanitary rules!
by Truthseeker013 on Mon Dec 06, 04 5:55pm [+]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL...
by Barbara_Baby_Cakes on Mon Dec 06, 04 9:29pm [+]






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