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I JUST POOPED A 9" TURD! ARE YOU PROUD OF ME?

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[+] ballot by turdboy

Not everyone can claim they've pooped a turd that size! it broke the top of the water! aren't you proud of me?

Yes! extremely
No, not one bit
Yes, somewhat
perhaps
how did you measure it?
that's nothing, i poop much larger
eat your big turd and die
piss off
i'm jealous of your massive turd
Rosie, is that you?
Oh my God! It's the antichrist!
What are you gonna call it?
Is it a he or a she?
you made a "gagoonies"!!!!
gave birth to a Canadian?
sick bastard, picking up and measureing turds! EW!
Good job Isham
only if you eat it
EEEEEEEW Stinky!
You should have it mounted
Thats quite a long 'un you wrong 'un
is that all you got lad?
You should have it bronzed
your ass must expand like hell! you do anal sex!
its a keeper
only if that's 9" diameter
Have it bronzed, babe!
Yes, because there are a lot of little boys there.
oh baby can i suck it tassia?!
turdboy is a MORON
i've done bigger and with corn
I just did a 14 incher, minor leaguer
I dunno, 9 inches is pretty thick, dude.
yes
sick bastard
something wrong with you, you sick bastard
I assume it resembles it's parent (you)
kentucky fried ring sting...soar arse
I've pooped a 16" turd...try harder next time
Freeze it- youve got urself a monster space docker
So what? I've done longer, and mine was purple
Was it named mohammed?
THAT'S nothing, I deported a foot & a half log
Did you pick it up to measure it?
The Force is strong in u
have it mounted
BRAVO!
when you shit out a brick, that is something
i'm an elephant
shit happens!
POOPIE!!!
I'd be impressed if you said you ate it afterwards
if you didn't bleed...you're a slut
dumb ass
Proud? I'm exstatic, your medal is in the mail
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COMMENTS:
Hondas...tirds...
whats the diff?

You lost weight quicker with that than Atkins, I'll bet.
Yeah, call the Smithsonian and maybe they'll place it in a plexiglass case with armed guard, right next to the Hope Diamond.
wow! that's a third the length of my penis!
Wow! 9 inches! that's a third the length of my wanker!
why suddenly is that posted twice? dammit!
Awww! It looks just like its father!




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