WHY IS THERE A STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN? DONT YOU THINK THERE SHOULD BE AN ESCALATOR OR ELEVATOR TO HEAVEN?

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WHY IS THERE A STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN? DONT YOU THINK THERE SHOULD BE AN ESCALATOR OR ELEVATOR TO HEAVEN?

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WHY IS THERE A STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN? DONT YOU THINK THERE SHOULD BE AN ESCALATOR OR ELEVATOR TO HEAVEN?

[+] joke ballot by Super_Hulk
created Sun Dec 12, 04
I mean, who would want to walk up thousands maybe even millions of stairs to get to heaven? It would be worth doing but it would be so exhausting that you wouldnt be able to stand or even talk to God once you got to him. Dont you think God should help out by installing an escalator or elevator?

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Stairs are fine
God should install an escalator
God should install an elevator
We should have a choice of which to take to heaven
You actually hang glide to Heaven
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COMMENTS:
Sorry about both of these ballots, it told me the first one was a duplicate so I made this one, thats how I got two.

by Super_Hulk on Sun Dec 12, 04 12:24pm [+]

I'd think one's soul would be weightless, hence there would be no need for stairs or an escalator. It would be more of a "beam me up" type of situation...

by mojo on Sun Dec 12, 04 12:50pm [+]

Mojo's right. My soul will be weightless and besides, I see myself falling downwards anyway..

by Dingleberry on Sun Dec 12, 04 3:15pm [+]

i agree Mojo, but incase not, an escalator would be very handy, save me a bit of energy

by Ms_Doubtfire on Sun Dec 12, 04 3:57pm [+]

When you finish working your way through the George Carlin material, you may want to try something a bit more original.

by xxxxxxxx on Mon Dec 13, 04 2:12am [+]

Ha Ha, I'ts worse than I thought 95% of your ballots came straight out of a George Carlin book, sad.

by xxxxxxxx on Mon Dec 13, 04 2:16am [+]

what difference does it make if they did?

by larrynelmira on Mon Dec 13, 04 5:54pm [+]

Damn Super Hulk, Busted...

by Dingleberry on Mon Dec 13, 04 10:52pm [+]

Hm, touchy on the karma aren't we Mysticalknight? Wow, what a pathetic George Carlin plagiarizing superhero you are.

by xxxxxxxx on Tue Dec 14, 04 1:00am [+]

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