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CONDOM COMPANY SLOGANS.


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ACTIVE Wed Dec 15, 04 - Tue Apr 20, 10

Put a helmet on your soldier before he goes into battle. There's so many slogans which is the funniest you've heard?

Sex is cleaner with a packaged Wiener.
cloak your Joker before you Poke her.
Don't be a loner , cover your Boner.
Don't be Silly , protect your Willy.
If you're not going to sack it , go home and whack it.
Don't make a mistake , cover your snake.
Sock your wanger before you bang her.
Shroud your Trout before you make her shout.
Don't be a fool , protect your tool
Put on a Glove for the tunnel of Love.
Wear your stocking before the bed starts rocking
Wrap your Whopper before you Pop 'er...
Wrap your dong if you're able before you lay cable
Good to the last drop
Suit up, Sailor, before you nail her
To boner without a sock....is stupid duh!
Can't shake and stammer till you cover your hammer
Wrap before you zap
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COMMENTS:
*falls of the chair laughing*
by minni_the_minx on Wed Dec 15, 04 3:53pm [+]





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