private : choices : READ THE FOLLOWING, AND GUESS WHAT I WOULD ASK FOR IN THIS SITUATION... [+] ballot by Psycho_Frighead created Wed Dec 15, 04 Dingleberry, Counciltucky, myself, mike1952, and film director Ron Howard all stumble across a lamp on a beach at the same time...and a genie comes out...The genie says "Most genies can only grant three wishes, but because I am a special genie, and the last guy who found me died before his second wish, I can grant five wishes. But since all of you found me at the same time, that means each of you get one wish apiece." Dingleberry says "I want 100 million dollars!" The genie grants his wish, and Dingleberry keeps 60 million and lets everybody else share the other 40 million. The genie turns to Counciltucky and says "What do you wish for?" Counciltucky says "I want Bush out of office!" SHAZAM! The genie snaps his fingers and all of a sudden, five million ballots for John Kerry show up. It just happens that an election official is nearby to count and confirm them, too...Next, the genie gets to mike1952, who is against corporal punishment and says "I want all spanking of children to end forever." The genie snaps his fingers, says "It is done," and suddenly, all around the world, everybody forgets how to spank, or even what spanking is...Then the genie gets around to Ron Howard, who says "Well, I already have it all, so I would just like to see my daughter Bryce win an Oscar." The genie snaps his fingers and it is done. Suddenly, instead of at the beach, we are at the Oscars, where Bryce Dallas Howard wins an Academy Award for Best Actress. The genie looks at me and says "Well, Psycho_Frighead, what do you wish for?" I say to the genie, "Let me get this straight...Bush is out on his ass, no child will ever be spanked again, I have ten million dollars, and Bryce Dallas Howard just won an Oscar?" The genie nods and says "That is correct." What do you think I would ask the genie for at this point? A Diet Coke A Tim Horton's donut A Big Mac A Milky Way candy bar A Klondike bar Me bigger penis a dirty sock Ballot #62233 : SEE RESULTS Comment: show your vote with comment?

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