private : advice : sports : CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT ME AND _BEELZEBUBBA DIDN'T PICK UP ANY HOT CHICKS LAST WEEKEND?! [+] joke ballot by xxxxxxxx created Thu Dec 16, 04 _Beelze is a good friend of mine. I've been having a bit of a dry spell with the ladies lately and since I know how big of a ladies man _Beelze is, I decided to drive over to Pittsburg and work out in the park with him over the weekend. I wasn't sure what to wear but _Beelze told me to just make sure I wear something nice and tight (drives the ladies wild). I decided on a nice pair of Spandex bicycle shorts and snug, red tank-top. Unfortunately, I spilled some juice on my shirt Friday afternoon. Just to be sure I got the stain out, I washed the shirt on the hot cycle and made sure to use plenty of bleach. Although I did get the juice stain out, the bleach and hot wter caused my shirt to shrink to half its size and fade to pink. I called _Beelze to tell him about my problem but he assured me that it would be fine. He told me that women love men who are secure enough to wear pink and the small size of the tank-top would show off my midriff so all the ladies could admire my washboard abs. When I met _Beelze at the park Saturday he was looking very good with his big Magnum P.I. mustache and his yellow Spandex body suit that really highlighed his chiseled glutes. We figured that riding bikes would be a great way to work out as well as cover a lot of ground in a short ammount of time. We wanted to save a couple bucks so instead of renting seperate bikes, we just decided to go halfsies on one of those cool tandem bicycles. We got a TON of stares from all the women but we still didn't manage to get any action (I hope they weren't too intimidated by our sweaty, muscular bodies). On the plus side, we did meet some really nice guys at the park. They were dressed very similar to us (obviously using our technique to pick up women). They even invited us to hang out at some local clubs with them. They were very friendly! Anyway, _Beelze and I just figure that maybe most women just don't think bicycling is a manly enough sport. What other sports should we try in order to impress all the hot chicks? One-on-one touch football Greco-Roman wrestling Hiking (deep into the wooded parts of the park) Take turns lifting weights while spotting each other Power walking with fanny packs Synchronized roller skating Doing the splits to show tunes on your boom-box Contact tai-chee Playing jacks Listening to Clay Aiken's Christmas album Moustache pole riding Ballot #62269 : SEE RESULTS Comment: show your vote with comment?

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