private : what if : relationship : BECOMING A LADIES MAN: PART TWO... [+] joke ballot by _Beelzebubba created Mon Dec 20, 04 Okay so my idea for attracting women by dressing up like Magnum P.I. didn't quite work as expected, but I'm going to change my image in a way that will surely get laid. I realize that I'm going to have to lower my standards, so I'm now looking to attract obese women. There's a certain fitness guru who is always surrounded by crowds of these porkers so I'm going to take a page from his playbook, so to speak. First, I'm going to grow a big afro and wear a sequined tank top and some candy striped shorts. These hot snackin' mamas will all over me faster than you can say "deal-a-meal", don't you think? Go for it Bubba! Sweat to those oldies. Bubba, you incompetant f**k :( You Go Girl! Ballot #62614 : SEE RESULTS Comment: show your vote with comment?

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