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A MODEST PROPOSAL...


[+] joke ballot by xxxxxxxx
created Mon Dec 20, 04

Should children of Republicans be slaughtered and fed to the poor? It'd give them something to eat when they can't afford anything.

Don't worry -- we'd plump the kids up first and then kill them humanely.

Yes.
No.


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COMMENTS:
I think he's finally gone insane people..
by mysticalknight on Mon Dec 20, 04 2:22pm [+]

This is one crazy idea that needs some tweeking. The children of Republicans should be killed and fed to the poor and the parents of the dead child should also have to give $10,000 to the poor..
by mysticalknight on Mon Dec 20, 04 2:25pm [+]

Oh yeah, and if they have more than one kid, they should have to sacrifice only one child to the poor and pay the money.
by mysticalknight on Mon Dec 20, 04 2:28pm [+]

I'm crayyyzeee! Hahaha!
by mysticalknight on Mon Dec 20, 04 2:31pm [+]

Anyone who fails to get this would be greatly enlightened if they Googled the words "Jonathan Swift."
by xxxxxxxx on Mon Dec 20, 04 3:03pm [+]

"I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in London, that a young healthy child well nursed is at a year old a most delicious, nourishing, and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled; and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricassee or a ragout." J. Swift
by Lemmingstraggler on Mon Dec 20, 04 5:38pm [+]

You can't really eat the young. They're too gamey.
by Truthseeker013 on Mon Dec 20, 04 7:13pm [+]

No, feed the homeless to the poor. That would solve two problems at once.
by Neal_Anderthal on Mon Dec 20, 04 9:04pm [+]

Both of my parents were Republican when I was growing up, so I have to say no.
by Detroit_Pimp_Daddy on Sat Jul 08, 06 8:05pm [+]

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