THINGS YOU DO WHEN YOU'RE ALONE THAT YOU DON'T DO WHEN OTHERS ARE AROUND?

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THINGS YOU DO WHEN YOU'RE ALONE THAT YOU DON'T DO WHEN OTHERS ARE AROUND?


[+] ballot by mojo
created Tue Dec 21, 04

I'll start with four of mine.

Sing tunes from South Pacific to my cats
Wander around naked (avoiding windows)
Carry on conversations with myself or yell at myself
Swear like a sailor at the TV
poop
Have deep conversations with inanimate objects
Wander around naked (not avoiding windows)
Sing sea chanties and make up new words for them
beat my meat like it owes me money
Get the "hubby helper'' out of the bottom drawer
Go on B&W naked instead of doing housework
Mute the TV and make up new "improved" dialogue.
Practice my gas-expulsion techniques
Ejaculate on different things around the house
do weird kung fu moves
Shout out foul language and fart as loud as I can
i write
Curse Oprah constantly


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talk to yourself
by Ms_Doubtfire on Tue Dec 21, 04 10:16am [+]

Well, it's a matter of time before someone puts in the OBVIOUS choice, LOL.
by CletuSlackedJawYokel on Tue Dec 21, 04 10:20am [+]

Nekkid!
by Jenifer on Tue Dec 21, 04 10:25am [+]

Please have at it, Cletus! (tapping foot impatiently)
by mojo on Tue Dec 21, 04 10:28am [+]

cletuslackedjawyokel, im sooo tempted too, hmmm must be a bee in my room LMAO.
by minni_the_minx on Tue Dec 21, 04 10:30am [+]

I swear like a sailor at the TV even when other people are around.
by Lemmingstraggler on Tue Dec 21, 04 10:31am [+]

duhh..masturbate!
by aya on Tue Dec 21, 04 10:51am [+]

Ha Ha!
by ladyshanalyn on Tue Dec 21, 04 11:23am [+]

I mark my territory around the house by ejaculating on different objects each day. I just hope my dad doesnt get a black light one of these days..
by mysticalknight on Tue Dec 21, 04 11:34am [+]

Bingo! Aya wins the 64 dollar question lol. Would you like those dollars in USD or Canadian dollars? HInt: See whose currency is stronger, I have no damn clue...
by CletuSlackedJawYokel on Tue Dec 21, 04 11:40am [+]

get drunk and make wild and passionate love to myself.
by Bafkoof on Tue Dec 21, 04 11:44am [+]

lol, Bafkoof!
by mojo on Tue Dec 21, 04 3:52pm [+]

Actually, I do most of this stuff when the folks are around anyway, but I keep the talking to inanimate objects to a minimum when they're around. They keep the local soft-room facility on speed-dial for me as is...
by Truthseeker013 on Tue Dec 21, 04 6:06pm [+]

Mojo..does not have to be that way :)
by Bafkoof on Wed Dec 22, 04 11:19am [+]

bitch better have my money
by donjuan on Mon Dec 27, 04 1:24pm [+]

I am never alone for thy are with me...yea though i walk through the valley of the shadow of death i will fear no evil because i am the meanest MF'er in the valley!
by xxxxxxxx on Mon Dec 27, 04 2:43pm [+]

pick my nose
by seon on Mon Dec 27, 04 11:45pm [+]






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