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WHAT'S ON GEORGE W. BUSH'S TO-DO LIST FOR THE NEXT FOUR YEARS?


[+] joke ballot by mojo
created Mon Dec 27, 04

Buy high-quality headphones to drown out unwelcome advice with Country-Western music.
Ensure that U.S. drinking water is corporate-owned and becomes a profitable commodity.
Stop all pharmaceuticals manufacture in 'Coalition of the Unwilling' countries.
Create boot camps to 'reform' homosexuals.
Set up national database to root out and confine reluctantly pregnant women.
Find more time for Hooked On Phonics.
Phase out middle class.
Taxpayer funding for color-coordinated gas masks for Republican members of Congress.
Bigger tax incentives for people who buy Hummers.
Shut down BestandWorst; send some of its members to that resort in Guantanamo Bay.
Iran, Syria ... so many countries, so little time
Pollute ... or the eco-terrorists have already won
Wallpaper Oval Office with devalued dollars
have dictionaries rewritten /w Bush pronunciations
Whatever Dick Cheney tells him is on it.
Wipe without Laura's help
a good job
Masturbate while on the Internet
pull his head out of his butt
burn crosses
World War 3 & 4
introduce the patriot act 2


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I've heard cuba has some of the most beautiful beaches in the world. lol
by larrynelmira on Mon Dec 27, 04 9:37am [+]

You're right larry - but I doubt we'd be taking our snorkel gear smile
by mojo on Mon Dec 27, 04 9:39am [+]

reluctantly pregnant? mojo how do you get "reluctantly pregnant?" as the mother of 3 never heard of such a thing
by everygirl on Mon Dec 27, 04 10:17am [+]

Everygirl, if you don't know what a 'reluctantly pregnant' woman is, then you haven't heard about the abortion rights issue or Roe v. Wade (1972).
rolleyes
by mojo on Mon Dec 27, 04 10:31am [+]

p.s. oh, and you haven't heard of rape, either!
by mojo on Mon Dec 27, 04 10:40am [+]

rape I know about but in this day & age speaking as a female trust me you have to go out of your way to avoid birth control it's even in the gas stations - has been for alot of years & the only people I know that have been pregnant & aborted the baby were pregnant through total carelessness you don't risk that unless there is something wrong with you. Needless to say I don't have anything to do with these people anymore I can't imagine the kind of mind (or heart more to the point) that would risk creating a life that you know you will destroy just because it's too hard to go out & get your hands on some form of protection, I went 29 years being careful & got pregnant when I stopped being careful.I know liberals don't like to admit it but (out side of rape) there is no reason to be pregnant in this day & age if you don't want to be. & if you demonize the right because they are against abortion does that not say more about you then them? at least they care.
by everygirl on Mon Dec 27, 04 11:20am [+]

Please be careful, everygirl - don't assume things about me. If you knew my background, you would probably be shocked by how 'pure' I am. Personally, I would NEVER get an abortion. HOWEVER, I would also NEVER impose my personal beliefs about that issue on others. I agree, it's careless to get pregnant these days without wanting to. However, there are people in the Bush administration who are against teaching birth control to high school kids, and making birth control widely available to fertile adults.

NOTE: This liberal (and most of her female liberal friends) has practiced abstinence and birth control all her life. Don't paint people with such a broad brush. LABELS ARE DANGEROUS.
by mojo on Mon Dec 27, 04 12:03pm [+]

no I wasn't saying you would , actually I didn't know you were female, I was thinking of you as a male , I guess because most of the users out here are male, my point is that if you don't want to be pregnant there is no reason to be.
by everygirl on Mon Dec 27, 04 12:23pm [+]

I don't think birth control is as easily available as some may think. Girls who live in small "bible-thumping" towns certainly don't have the same options as city girls. You can shout abstinence all you want but you could also shout peace on earth, good will to men and it would be just as likely. From the very beginning, people have been having sex and dealing with unwanted pregnancy. It's nothing new. I personally, at my age and in my situation, would not consider abortion as an option however, I certainly would not impose my belief onto another. And believe me...I've known a few people, from 16 to 43 that were dealing with "reluctant pregnancy" one way or another.
by Tadema on Mon Dec 27, 04 12:30pm [+]

(well.. unless you're raped by your step-dad at 13.. or etc etc etc, you left off all the ways chicks don't get the choice)
by Jyl on Mon Dec 27, 04 12:36pm [+]

(^^that^^ was response to everygirl's comment!! I didn't type fast enough)

("a good job" my foot)
by Jyl on Mon Dec 27, 04 12:37pm [+]

His to-do list must be something like this:

1. get more money
2. listen to Dick
3. get more money for Dick
4. get more money
5. say God Bless America
6. declare another war
7. say we've won
8. let Dick explain it all
9. win election of '08
10. win election of '12
11. win the rest of the elections
12. make Dick tell everyone I'm the best president

(with terrible spelling)
by GS_NewWorldRuler on Mon Dec 27, 04 1:01pm [+]

Uh, for these resorts in Cuba- do I need to bring my own lubricant, or will it be provided?
by Truthseeker013 on Mon Dec 27, 04 2:04pm [+]

Truthseeker - best to bring your own, but store it in a safe place!
wink
by mojo on Mon Dec 27, 04 2:08pm [+]

Notwithstanding the United States Constitution and the United Nations Charter, Bush nicely qualifies as "the male sovereign or supreme ruler of an empire," as required by Webster's New Universal Unabridged Dictionary.
by Qui_Qui on Mon Dec 27, 04 3:10pm [+]

Rumor has it that George W. Bush's tailor is busily stitching a royal blue cloak to go with the gold crown that will adorn the president as he takes the oath of office on January 20. Now that Bush has secured a second term, it is no longer necessary to hide behind the subtle flight suit that bedecked him on the deck of the aircraft carrier declaring "Mission Accomplished" in May 2003. He can now come out of the closet as full-fledged Emperor of the World.
by Qui_Qui on Mon Dec 27, 04 3:11pm [+]

As amazing as this revelation might seem, everygirl, not every pregnancy is viewed as a blessed event ... no matter what your personal experiences may indicate.

It is amusing how you seem to think that everyone lives a perfectly rational life ... or should. Let's do away with insurance ... if people get in accidents ... they were careless! Let them take responsibility for the results of their actions, right?!
by Cathexis on Tue Dec 28, 04 9:33am [+]

everygirl, if every person had to take the results of their actions, assuming anything less than rational was a problem, we'd have fewerr people in the world.

And I probably wouldn't be having this nice conversation with you. wink
by Cathexis on Tue Dec 28, 04 9:35am [+]

The assertion that if one doesn't want to be pregnant there is no reason to be is both naive and dangerous.

Plus, I hope you keep your statements about the availability of birth control in mind as our schools are pressured to teach Abstinence only.
by Cathexis on Tue Dec 28, 04 11:42am [+]

take over the rest of the world & run it as he see's fit
by l42b44 on Wed Dec 29, 04 5:01pm [+]

he is the best president money can buy
by roofdog on Wed Dec 29, 04 5:13pm [+]

Take away more rights and try to figure out a way to let him run for a 3rd term.
by seon on Wed Dec 29, 04 5:54pm [+]

Oh I almost forgot introduce the patriot act 2 which will allow the police to arrest someone from the street and execute them without a lawyer and also introduce the freedom act 1 and 2. Oh and don’t forget to participate in another satanic ritual with the skull and bones society. If you don’t believe me look it up.
by seon on Sun Mar 27, 05 4:32am [+]

Oops I mean the victory act. But give them time...
by seon on Sun Mar 27, 05 4:45am [+]

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