COMMENTS:
"You know there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join cause I'm pretty good with a bowstaff." --Napoleon
"I already made like infinity of those at scout camp."
"They planted explosives at the bottom of Lake Lochness to blow Nessie out of the water."
Heck yes I did, what would you do in a situation like that?!!
-TINA YOU FAT LARD. EAT YOUR FOOD! -FRICKIN 12 GAUGE, WHAT DO YOU THINK?!?!? -BUT MY LIPS HURT REAL BAD! -GIRLS ONLY WANT GUYS WITH GREAT SKILLS.
"A suit... it's incredible."
"Deb pretty much hates me by now." "Do you have anything to give her?" "Not unless she likes fish."
"I wish you wouldn't look at me like that, Napoleon." "I wish you'd get out of my life and shut up."
"Your mother goes to college." "We talk on line for about 2 hours a day now, so yeah, you can say it's getting pretty serious." -Kip
"Who's the only one here who knows illegal ninja moves from the goverment ?!!" "A liger. It's pretty much my favorite animal.. like a lion + tiger mixed."
I think I like "Whatever I feel like I wanna do, GOSH!" the most. But pretty much every line in the movie is funny.
"It's a liger. It's pretty much my favorite animal."
didn't see it, but I like the one about the milk!!
umm hello.. do you want to look like this? Because for a limited time only Glamour shots by Deb are 75% off
..and here we have some boondoggle keychains. A must have for this fashion season. Well, maybe you'd be interested in some home woven handy crafts?
Now imagine you're weightless.. in the middle of the ocean.. surrounded by tiny little seahorses. -- Deb
PEDRO: When I came home from school, my head started to get really hot. So I drank some cold water, but it didn't do nothing. So I layed in the bathtub for a while, but then I realized it was my hair that was making my head so hot so I went into the kitchen and I shaved it all off. I don't want anyone to see me.
Tina the llama pwns all and you know it! BOW DOWN TO TINA THE FOREVER PWNING LLAMA!!!!
NAPOLEON DYNAMITE won best movie on the MTV awards -- sweeeeeet!!!!!!!!
1.)"TINA, U FAT LARD - COME EAT YOUR FOOD!" 2.)"GOSH!" 3.) *PERSON: "SO NAPOLEON, WHAT ARE YOU GONNNA DO TODAY? *NAPOLEON: "WHATEVER I WANNA DO, GOSH!" "
Yeah right whose the only one here who knows illegal ninja moves from the government? Everyone I know loved this film.
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