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FAVORITE "NAPOLEON DYNAMITE" LINES


[+] ballot by SFLibra
created Mon Dec 27, 04

Napoleon Dynamite had so many hilarious lines! What are your favorites?

Whatever I feel like I wanna do, GOSH!!!
I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska shooting wolverines!
The worst day of my life, what do you think?!
Ever take it on any SWEET jumps?
ugh.. GROSS! freakin' idiot!
I like your sleeves.. they're really big.
You guys are retarded!!!
A freakin' 12-gage, what do you think??
because you're ruining everybody's lives and eating all our steak!
Sorry I'm late. I just got done taming a wild honeymoon stallion for you guys.
You gonna eat your tot's?
Well then can you bring me my chapstick?
Kip hasn't flippin' done anything all day!
I see you're drinking 1% milk; is that 'cause your
fat?
I caught you a delicious bass
You got like 3 feet of air that time
Make yourself a dang QuesadiLLa!
what the heck are you even talking about?!!
I'll build her a cake or something (Pedro)
I wish you would go eat a decroded piece of CRAP!
Vote for Pedro!
I already get my hair cut at the Cotton Coral
K Bye!!
"I like her bangs." - Pedro
Heck Yes!!
numchuck skills
I don't understand a word you just said, boy.
your mom goes to college.
"No dark sarcasm in the classroom"
Tina, you fat lard!
can i have some of your tots? No gosh!
Lucky!
peace out.
Do the chickens have large talons?
but my lips hurt real bad!
"Gosh" this movie was lame
eat the food you fat lard
your mom goes to college
Maybe I will, GOSH!
tina, you fat lard eat your food
Tina, come get some food you fat lard!
Napolean, gimme some og your tots!
jeez
you ate all the flippen chips, Kip
But my lips hurt real bad
get off me you bodaggit
Freakin' idiot...GOSH!!
Are you guys having a killer time?
IDIOT
My lips hurt real bad!
Frickin Idiot!
"Your mom goes to college." - Kip
i wish you would get out of my life and shut up!
It's a liger. It's pretty much my favorite animal.
Get off of me, you bodagget!
Try and hit me, Napoleon
Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!
Hold on, I fotgor to put in the crystals
Tina, come get some ham
Like.. numbchuck skills...computer hacking skills.
why the flip is grandmma at the dunes
what the flip was grandma doing at the sand dunes!
is there sum kind of vest that i can wear?-kip
"do the chickens have large talons?"
Get OFF me you bodaggit!
I'm not gonna use hers ya SICKO!!!
Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!
Who wants to eat chiminy-changas next year?-Summer
Hey can I use your guyses phone for a second?
I'm real busy right now! (looking at his nachos)
Are you drinking 1% because you think you're fat?
It's pretty much the best drawing I've ever done.
That's what I'm talking about!
do you dare me go talk to her? sure...
uuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
happy hands club
are you ready to get your groove on
Lafawnduh
This is pretty much the worst video ever made.
You know we can't afford the fun pack! -Uncle Rico
Heck yes I did!
"do u want 2 look like this?" "this is a girl"
is she hut? - pedro
did you shoot any?
since when kip, you have the worst reflexes of all
why dont you come down heer and hit me
i wish u get out of my life & SHUT-UP
What the Flip Kip?!
Gosh u flippen idiot
Maybe I dont feel like it! GOSH!
Everything looks ok, except for nipple number 5
SWEET!
Back in 82, I could throw a pigskin a quarter mile
idiot!
They have a butt load of gangs at this school.
Gross...Sicko
can you bring me my chapstick?
WANNA PLAY ME?
Common' Napoleon your Bruisn' my neckmeat!!!
Cage Fighting Skills
I don't feel so good


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COMMENTS:
"You know there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join cause I'm pretty good with a bowstaff."
--Napoleon
by SFLibra on Fri Jan 14, 05 9:33pm [+]

"I already made like infinity of those at scout camp."
by SFLibra on Sat Jan 15, 05 9:32pm [+]

"They planted explosives at the bottom of Lake Lochness to blow Nessie out of the water."
by SFLibra on Sun Jan 16, 05 8:08am [+]

Heck yes I did, what would you do in a situation like that?!!
by SFLibra on Fri Jan 21, 05 1:05am [+]

-TINA YOU FAT LARD. EAT YOUR FOOD!
-FRICKIN 12 GAUGE, WHAT DO YOU THINK?!?!?
-BUT MY LIPS HURT REAL BAD!
-GIRLS ONLY WANT GUYS WITH GREAT SKILLS.
by ThisIsNate on Sat Jan 22, 05 11:25pm [+]

"A suit... it's incredible."
by xxxxxxxx on Sun Jan 30, 05 1:53am [+]

"Deb pretty much hates me by now."

"Do you have anything to give her?"

"Not unless she likes fish."
by xxxxxxxx on Sun Jan 30, 05 1:56am [+]

"I wish you wouldn't look at me like that, Napoleon."

"I wish you'd get out of my life and shut up."
by xxxxxxxx on Sun Jan 30, 05 2:00am [+]

"Your mother goes to college."

"We talk on line for about 2 hours a day now, so yeah, you can say it's getting pretty serious."
-Kip
by Cherri on Thu Feb 03, 05 7:19pm [+]

"Who's the only one here who knows illegal ninja moves from the goverment ?!!"

"A liger. It's pretty much my favorite animal.. like a lion + tiger mixed."
by SFLibra on Wed Mar 02, 05 1:25am [+]

I think I like "Whatever I feel like I wanna do, GOSH!" the most. But pretty much every line in the movie is funny.
by aiken4sumdiesel on Fri Mar 18, 05 11:12am [+]

"It's a liger. It's pretty much my favorite animal."
by xxxxxxxx on Sat Mar 19, 05 9:49pm [+]

didn't see it, but I like the one about the milk!!
by xxxxxxxx on Sun Mar 27, 05 3:18pm [+]

umm hello.. do you want to look like this?
Because for a limited time only Glamour shots by Deb are 75% off
by SFLibra on Mon Mar 28, 05 10:07am [+]

..and here we have some boondoggle keychains. A must have for this fashion season.
Well, maybe you'd be interested in some home woven handy crafts?
by SFLibra on Mon Mar 28, 05 10:10am [+]

Now imagine you're weightless..
in the middle of the ocean..
surrounded by tiny little seahorses. -- Deb
by SFLibra on Mon Mar 28, 05 10:12am [+]

PEDRO:
When I came home from school, my head started to get really hot. So I drank some cold water, but it didn't do nothing. So I layed in the bathtub for a while, but then I realized it was my hair that was making my head so hot so I went into the kitchen and I shaved it all off.
I don't want anyone to see me.
by SFLibra on Mon Mar 28, 05 10:17am [+]

Tina the llama pwns all and you know it! BOW DOWN TO TINA THE FOREVER PWNING LLAMA!!!!
by BelovedInsanity on Mon Apr 18, 05 8:44pm [+]

NAPOLEON DYNAMITE won best movie on the MTV awards --
sweeeeeet!!!!!!!!
by SFLibra on Sat Jun 11, 05 5:57am [+]

1.)"TINA, U FAT LARD - COME EAT YOUR FOOD!"

2.)"GOSH!"

3.) *PERSON: "SO NAPOLEON, WHAT ARE YOU GONNNA DO TODAY?
*NAPOLEON: "WHATEVER I WANNA DO, GOSH!"
"
by sistasolja3 on Fri Jul 22, 05 11:19am [+]

Yeah right whose the only one here who knows illegal ninja moves from the government? Everyone I know loved this film.
by VanHelsing on Fri Aug 12, 05 8:34pm [+]






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