worst : relationship : THINGS THE ELDERLY MIGHT SAY DURING INTIMACY... [+] joke ballot by magdalenasdollar created Tue Dec 28, 04 Grammy Robinson, are you still trying to seduce me? Ew! You've got dried beef down there! I get lost when I look in your... wrinkles. Fixodent and forget.. who are you again? It's getting hot in here, so take off all your... diapers. Too late for your hymen but I might break your hip Oooh, your stick is so hard Ben-Gay...take me awaaaay! Wow - do you have jowel implants?? mmmm...let me suck those withered dugs... Go on, put on them surgical stockings Slack sphincters make me HOTTT! Let me just dust it off first ... Hurry up. I don't have much time. Just let me blow ... your cowebs away! Oops! I lost my dentures Take your dentures out, baby!!! my weenie's fallen and it can't get up Let's use body paints to connect the liver spots Your hospital bed or mine? Do you stroke here often? Can I buy you a glass of prune juice? OOH! Ooh! Oh, zzzz..... You take my breath away! I've fallen and I don't want to get up! U'll have to stand up Flo, I lost my teeth again Who's your Granddaddy?! Who's your Granddaddy?! Let's do it on the Hoveround EWW!! What's all that shit? that's just fell out! I'm afraid your pu**y's turned to dust Kill me Billy Ballot #63247 : SEE RESULTS Comment: show your vote with comment?

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