YOUR SWEET 16-YR-OLD DAUGHTER IS GOING OUT ON HER FIRST DATE...

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YOUR SWEET 16-YR-OLD DAUGHTER IS GOING OUT ON HER FIRST DATE...

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worst : relationship : YOUR SWEET 16-YR-OLD DAUGHTER IS GOING OUT ON HER FIRST DATE...

[+] joke ballot by magdalenasdollar
created Thu Dec 30, 04
What do you say to the punk when you open up the door?

Beat it.
See that pit bull? He hasn't eaten in weeks...
Step inside my house and you'll never see the light of day again.
I know what you want and if you get it, I will take it back. By Castration.
That's 'Nice to meet you, SIR!'
Let me show you my shotgun collection..
"Honey, be a dear and bring me my 12-gauge!"
"Hey, son!"
"So, I see you like my son's sex change surgery."
Ever hear of John Bobbitt? 'Nuff said.
Who are you? Can I help you? (while sharping KBAR)

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COMMENTS:
"And don't forget the cyanide-laced ammo!"

by Truthseeker013 on Thu Dec 30, 04 6:11pm [+]

I remember the first time I met my dates dad, He was not very friendly, wonder if he was thinking about the 12 gauge under the couch

by larrynelmira on Thu Dec 30, 04 6:36pm [+]

"Let me show you the cage in the basement where I keep the last guy who tried something with my daughter"

by HBinVegas on Thu Dec 30, 04 7:40pm [+]

Cherri Cherri, what's your dad say?

by magdalenasdollar on Thu Dec 30, 04 7:52pm [+]

My dad? Oh, Jesus Lord.

"Yo Dawg! Welcome to the crib! U taking Nikki out? that's strizaight but I want her home befo' 11. Aight homie, 1 love."

I swear to God that's something like what he said the 2nd time my BF came to the house. He does that with all my friends though. *shudder*

by Cherri on Thu Dec 30, 04 8:21pm [+]

I dont have a 16 year old daughter, I have a 13 year old bitch from hell, does that count !!!

by minni_the_minx on Fri Dec 31, 04 5:33am [+]

That is so mean, Minni.

by DKNY666 on Mon Jan 03, 05 1:39am [+]

I was just laughing at one of the ballot choices when I clicked it and realize I was the one who made it.

by zorra on Sat Jul 09, 05 5:53pm [+]

I meant I was laughing at it because I thought it was funny and great.

by zorra on Sat Jul 16, 05 10:05am [+]

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