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TV REMOTE CONTROLS AND MEN...


[+] joke ballot by mojo
created Wed Jan 12, 05

What's the deal with TV remote controls and men?

I have never met a man, nor heard of one, who doesn't: (a) NEED to have control of the remote, and (b) HAVE to channel surf as soon as a commercial comes on. I love the TV remote too - especially the MUTE button!

Inspired by Bafkoof's ballot about thermostats and women smile

Remotes should be implanted into men so they always have control of them.
Women don't understand that men need CONSTANT visual and aural stimulation.
Not all men are like that - you lead a very sheltered life.
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COMMENTS:
LOL...I knew it was you..
by Bafkoof on Wed Jan 12, 05 2:48pm [+]

Aint that the truth lol.
by minni_the_minx on Wed Jan 12, 05 2:51pm [+]

what is it about women - Continually moaning whenever the man has control over the remote.

Even complaining when he wants to avoid watching rediculously aggressive advertising.

why why why!?
by Tommo on Wed Jan 12, 05 3:08pm [+]

we have the attention span of 3 year olds.
by ABC on Wed Jan 12, 05 3:09pm [+]

Tommo - I AGREE - that's why I love the MUTE button!

My husband, on the other hand, channel surfs and half the time we see commercials on +other+ channels, then miss the beginning of the next segment of the program we were originally watching!

Grrrr!
by mojo on Wed Jan 12, 05 3:22pm [+]

I FORGOT TO BRING MY REMOTE BACK TO SCHOOL WITH ME.... ive watched the same damn channel every night and have to fall asleep with it on because theres no way im getting up to change the channel or turn it off... ITS HORRIBLE
by RawIron on Wed Jan 12, 05 4:34pm [+]

HORRORS!
by mojo on Wed Jan 12, 05 4:53pm [+]

Now there's a thought, thanx mojo, a ballot perhaps with the tittle "should all men be born with volume controls on top of thier heads" can you imagine the peace and quiet, what bliss.
by minni_the_minx on Wed Jan 12, 05 5:33pm [+]

It's part of the male genetic code, mojo. We must command the remote! We must surf! We must fart and burp at the same time!
by Truthseeker013 on Wed Jan 12, 05 10:11pm [+]

Heck, I was going through my dresser looking for something, and I found a universal remote I had to buy about eight years ago, when some idiot broke into my house, stole one TV, one VCR and ALL the remotes (another man, see! It's a COMPULSION!). As for me, I've been online half the day, trying to get the activation code for the thing. Don't need it at all, the one remote I've got works just fine. But it's so- BUTTONY...
by Truthseeker013 on Wed Jan 12, 05 10:15pm [+]

Mojo - Thats true.... I always miss the beggining of the next part of the program....

by Tommo on Thu Jan 13, 05 3:38pm [+]

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