ABC JUST OPENED UP A NEW ALMOST BEER COMPANY!

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private : ABC JUST OPENED UP A NEW ALMOST BEER COMPANY!

[+] joke ballot by mysticalknight
created Fri Jan 14, 05
Its called ABC's Almost Beer Company! The ingredients of his generic beer product is Soy, Moose Piss, Bile, Animal Fat, Whale Blubber and some other slimy green stuff. Dont worry, the product doesnt look as nasty as it would without the food coloring and it doesnt smell as nasty as it would because he puts taxi cab air fresheners in the beer at the factory. I'm gonna give everyone a free sample bottle to try out! Would you drink ABC's Almost Beer Company product?

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COMMENTS:
does it have Wheat in it?

by Smeegol on Fri Jan 14, 05 12:11pm [+]

Now i'm glad I dont drink !!!!!!!!

by minni_the_minx on Fri Jan 14, 05 12:11pm [+]

I even have a slogan: If it dont kill ya, it will get ya loaded.

by ABC on Fri Jan 14, 05 12:12pm [+]

OOPS! I forgot to put the slogan in the description! I guess I'm a bad advertiser. Maybe as a punishment you can make me drink a few bottles of your beer :-)

by mysticalknight on Fri Jan 14, 05 12:17pm [+]

Tut tut MK, thats poor marketing there lol.

by minni_the_minx on Fri Jan 14, 05 12:25pm [+]

ABC Moose stout - "paralises the parts other beers cannot reach" sounds about right

by xxxxxxxx on Fri Jan 14, 05 12:31pm [+]

Is it all natural with no preservatives? Because there is nothing I love more than that skunk smell when I open the bottle.

by um__yeah on Fri Jan 14, 05 1:12pm [+]

Didnt you see the ingredients? Its all natural with no preservatives and it smells like pine when you open it up because of the taxi cab air fresheners.

by mysticalknight on Fri Jan 14, 05 1:35pm [+]

It's gotta be betta than the second hand beer he was selling! that tasted like piss!

by xxxxxxxx on Fri Jan 14, 05 8:36pm [+]

Love to try it, but I don't drink. I'm the designated hereabouts. I get to drive you all back to your ISPs after you've had too much...

by Truthseeker013 on Sat Jan 15, 05 5:04pm [+]

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