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SURVIVAL BALLOT!!! YOU GOT LUCKY LAST NIGHT, AND NOW THERE IS A 300 LB ANGRY RAM OUTSIDE YOUR DOOR. WHAT WILL YOU DO TO SURVIVE???
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jappy
created Mon Jan 17, 05
Oh, that's right buddy, you got some action last night, and now there is a 300 lb angry male sheep outside your front door.
Yes, it's her dad. He's going to take care of business. What are you going to do to survive??
WTF? I knew you went to Canada jappy
I have a sheep hunting permit
spray myself with sheep pheromones and bend over the couch
a Pole Axe right between the eyes usually works
Ask him why he voted for Bush.
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