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I WANT CANDY, BUBBLE GUM AND TAFFY, SKIP TO THE SWEET SHOP WITH MY SWEETHEART SANDY... WHY DOES MICHAEL MOORE WANT ALL OF MY CANDY???

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I WANT CANDY, BUBBLE GUM AND TAFFY, SKIP TO THE SWEET SHOP WITH MY SWEETHEART SANDY... WHY DOES MICHAEL MOORE WANT ALL OF MY CANDY???


[+] joke ballot by xxxxxxxx
created Thu Jan 27, 05

I just got my new MC Pee Pants CD today, it was awwwesome, I love to get jacked up on candy hearing that song over and over again. With my lollipops, bubble gum, and Yumbro Caulk my day is set.

I hear the song again and listen closely to these lyrics: Mess up the Mix, Mix up the Mess, Come on down Yo here's the address 6-1-2 Wharf Avenue, 6-1-2 Wharf Avenue. I go down to 612 Wharf Ave cos I gots nothing better to do and I got to finally meet MC Pee Pants. Awwwwesome.

But OH NO, when I get closer, I find out that my favorite DJ is MICHAEL MOORE!!!!!! He is 2000 pounds and he is Eating people Jacked up on Candy!!!! I find out that him and his liberal cronies are planning to make a Farenhype 9/11 Sequel by eating people!!! Is there any way I can stop Michael Moore's fiendish plot???

Call the Aqua Teens, they'll Blow Moore up into bits
Give Moore some Liposuction
Put him on a Date with Rosie O Donnell
You wouldnt let him be in you Pyramid a la Abu G.
This ballot has two questions
Make him redistribute half of the candy to children


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COMMENTS:
the fixation would be cute if it wasn't so Tired :)
by Jyl on Thu Jan 27, 05 11:18pm [+]

(crap wrong ballot, sorry guys!!)
by Jyl on Thu Jan 27, 05 11:18pm [+]

NOBODY CAN STOP A MICHAEL MOORE FAN Michael Moore is innocent like ANGElS and pure like CHilDReN!!! Fuch the press MM is the best!
by xxxxxxxx on Fri Jan 28, 05 1:54am [+]

Steel: Don't be too hard on him ... do you know to how many of his friends he had to go begging in order to get four synapses?
by Cathexis on Fri Jan 28, 05 7:19am [+]

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