advice : philosophy : WHAT'S THE BEST WEAPON TO USE FOR REMOVAL OF BRAIN-EATING ZOMBIES FROM YOUR PROPERTY? [+] joke ballot by Felix created Sat Jan 29, 05 Fine, we would move into the former funeral home that was built on top of the American Indian tribal burial ground next door to the abandoned "Church of Satan" down the street from the padlocked, shady genetic research facility. I thought we could fix up the old place and sell it for a big profit, but, next thing you know, we have these damn zombies all over the place. In general, these walking dead have been a big nuisance: trampled down the wife's flowers, ate the cat, made mail deliveries impossible. On the other hand, they were considerate enough to have the rap fan white suburban kid (with the loud stereo) down the block for dinner, and, if zombies drank beer and wouldn't eat my brains, I'd have taken them out to my favorite bar that night for a big party. Still, they're making selling this place impossible--buyers seem to shy away once they see random undead tramping through the gazebo we built. O.K., all we have is a .45 handgun, and not enough ammo. We need suggestions on dispatching these smelly creeps as quickly as possible. I tried calling Orkin, but they told me they're only bonded to exterminate termites. The wife keeps yelling at me (in two languages) and the word "baka" comes up often. Please tell me, what method can we use to get rid quickly of these undead property value destroyers? Dynamite Flypaper Chainsaw Free plane tickets to Pompeii Politely tell them you dont want to buy a rug Salt 'em down like slugs Flamethrower a pointy stick Read solicitaions political/ religious solicitors weed wacker play John Mayer CDs A freakin' 12 gauge, what do you think? Sic the Jehovah's Witnesses on them 50 cali sniper rifle Ballot #66112 : SEE RESULTS Comment: show your vote with comment?

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