user ballots
Login
Register
Add One
FAQ/Contact
Popular Ballots
Recent Popular
Recent Votes
Best
Worst
Yes or No
Choices
What If
Prediction
Advice
Would You
Crime
Recommend
Quiz
TV & Movie
Music & Radio
Political
Science
Sports
Relationship
Techonology
Culture
Philosophy
Religion
Ethics
History
Food & Health
Fashion & Beauty
Crime
FanBase
Discussion
Bug Report
|
COMMENTS:
to have my own, fully functioning island and I would build a community of only my best friends and family. We would have a shuttle boat to take us back to the mainland anytime we wanted and we would be have running water and electricity as well.
Yep, count me in :-)
will hippies be allowed? cause if they are then no way
I have nothing against hippies. :)So if any of my friends turn out to be hippies, they will also be welcome. Come on RawIron...love the one you're with baby
I would be King of Everything and Tademas Island Utopia would have to pay taxes to me!! and other than that, there'd be no problems and everybody gets everything they needed and there is music everywhere and it always smells nice..
Our island flower would be the marijuana leaf
TAX IT!
I would invade the island and set up a marxist regime. We would import old american cars and produce Marijuana leaf cigars. The US would invade Civilian-Island intermittantly.
I'd like to own fully-functioning commercial buildings with thousands of square feet per floor which I lease to major corporations at $1,000.00 per square foot.
And I'd like to be the General Contractor that built those commercial buildings.. right over the top of some illegal toxic waste dumps and the bodies of some people who resisted me being King of everything..
I spit on your dreams of american capitalism and smite your greedy commercial ventures with mighty blows of cannon fire from my antique howitzers. The people of my Island don't need currency. In time I may relax my ideals and give up a couple of square feet of my land to your commercial districts. But I want $400 of every $401 you make. Firm but fair.
That the world is nothing but a globe in my room. I can pick off the people and things I don't like and *flick* them off into space. Michael Jackson and George Bush would be flying past Jupiter within minutes.
what if "cartoons burst out of the television screen" and "take over reality". that would kick-ass
Uh, it's too wild for a non-adult ballot.
NO, NO CIVILIAN, I insist on giving you all 401 of the 401 dollars that my company makes.. it's only right that you should benefit from the presence of the high-level radioactive wastes being stored on your island. After all,your children will glow at night for their entire short lives and you, my friend, will be able to grow record breaking vegetables in your garden.. but you just can't eat 'em.. or the cows there... or drink the water... hahaha I'm KING of everything.. hahahaha... EVERYTHING!!!
My radioactive children will sit atop large towers late at night, alerting the radioactive waste barges of the treacherous rocks. In the morning I will immerse them in water, generating steam to turn vast turbines, thus powering my citys. Together we will be invincible
Officially they would be 'learning how to swim'.
too bad you didn't live in 1820's London..your children would have made wonderful scavengers in the coal heaps..filty little ragamuffins they are..
I WOULD PROBABLY CHOOSE BETWEEN BEING PARIS HILTON'S SEX SLAVE OR ELSE A BIG THREESOME WITH BRITNEY SPEARS, JENNIFER LOPEZ AND TRISH STRATUS?
oooh, I don't wanna say!!
This is hilarious, I love you people.
Well, it's just me and the daughter, of course (did I neglect to say that she's got to be barely legal and a virgin?). Oh, and the Klansman's watching while chained to a chair, eyes propped open, electric prods on either side of his head so that he can't turn away. Hell, the sex wouldn't even have to be marginal. As long a s Daddy didn't enjoy the show...
If I come can I bring my flock ... are glowing sheep sexy BTW? I wuz gonna set up an open air brothel
|
|