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COMMENTS:
Oh boy, a good sound nasty ballot, cheers.
So what exactly are we supposed to do about it? Get our foreskins sewn back on?
Recipe Ingredients:
1 uncircumcised penis
1 woman you are comfortable having unprotected sex with
Directions:
Have sex until satisfied (be sure to get a good mix of semen and vaginal secretions on the head of you penis). DO NOT WASH PENIS! Lower foreskin and let the mixture marinate for about 8-12 hours.
After the appropriate ammount of time pull back foreskin and waft odor torwards face for true olfactory delight!
WARNING!: This recipe can spoil very easy so unless you can refridgerate after opening, it is not advisable let the smell sit for more than 24 hours without washing. A good thing can turn bad. Trust me.
If you ARE circumsized maybe you can use plastic wrap or something. Results may vary.
Maybe I can put a rubber on when I'm finished.
IC! Where is the sick icon again???? blah.. snipped or not (seen 'em both) I think the important rule of thumb is to wash that rascal! Yucky...
And speaking AS a circumcised man, I'd be happy NEVER to find out.
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